By rollergirl13 - 11/01/2014 05:55 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML
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RoboCunnilingus 23

Either he was joking or that's nacho boyfriend anymore.

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JMichael 25

Your boyfriend sounds like a prick.

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JMichael 25

Your boyfriend sounds like a prick.

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thejewishfuhrer 17

An immature prick at that.

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Well to be honest, if he was a prick she would have probably known by now. My guess is he's just being a bit of an ass and joking around with you!

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Amoondris 17

Every pretty girl deserves to go to a ball.

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Exhaling 12

I say any girl deserves to go to a ball, but that's just me.

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bellebe1998 16

I'm thinking someone took his phone...at least talk to him first before jumping to conclusions OP. Best of luck!!

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BradTheBrony 19

87, what if Hitler was a girl?

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TheTacoMan 24

The thing is though, nobody wants someone who is constantly serious... A boy is supposed to be immature. That's what we do, and have fun with it! Take your relationship less seriously

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ilovemychem 22

He's obvs too stupid to come up with a good answer, you probably shouldn't want him anymore

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cyttex 13

Obvs? And you're calling someone else stupid..

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zBLAKEz 23

When I was 15 I used perfect grammar and spelling. Just because someone is young doesn't automatically mean they can't spell.

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raycewaytapp 1

taco taco burrito

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xerbrus 14

and everyone on this site is pretty much an asshole and don't mind acting like it.

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euphoricness 28

52 don't you mean talko talko?

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Schizomaniac 24

60, that's what happens when people are able to post anonymously to a crowd of individuals they're likely never going to come into contact with.

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graffitied_love 20

That is rather childish. Is he always this immature? FYL

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thatonegirlnic 10

He should know burritos aren't even true Mexican food. Smh.

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SamCat 21

Burritos are mexican, it's food like carne asada chips/fries that are not even found in Mexico (just southern Cali).

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rosenkrieger223 21

#88, As someone that lives in SoCal, it might as well be Mexico. On average, at least half of the population here is Mexican (legal and illegal). just an observation I've made.

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SamCat 21

I would know :) I'm a mexican-american who lives 15min from the border ^_^

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luckytaim 15

Actually you can find those in Mexico and burritos aren't Mexican. This is coming from someone who has lived in Mexico.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Either he was joking or that's nacho boyfriend anymore.

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DragonDude 24

I don't think you'll be able to taco 'bout it either, OP.

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mjdjoy 5

Either he really hates balls/parties or hes 12 years old i'm guessing.

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slytherbitch 15

I've never met a man that's hated balls.

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Cass_x 22

weeeeell.. he is a guy.. most don't like to dance.. but he just could've said "no". on the other hand, you've been together for two years, in a relationship you have to give and take. if he doesn't wanna do this for you, I'd rethink my relationship if I were you. unless you don't do anything for him.. then you two deserve eachother (:

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illegalbeagle69 23

Well, for one, ever watched Harry Potter? Neville loved to dance, guess what? He's a guy. Two, I'm pretty sure the giving and taking goes both ways. And three, I think his message was pretty clear, and there is no relationship to rethink. (:

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xerbrus 14

it was a valid example plenty of guys love to dance. How many female break dancers do you know of?

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anonymuse_fml 31

I watched a female break dancer win a dance competition a few months ago.... There's a lot of B-Girls...

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Enslaved 36

But did you explain that he could be the one to dress up as Batman?

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Phoebe_Buffay 14

I've been waiting for someone to make that reference haha

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