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By Anonymous - 27/01/2014 20:55 - United States - Gardner

Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML

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By just great... - 22/02/2011 08:38

Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML

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Cropped Out

By steph - 15/07/2018 09:00 - United States

Today, my cousins cropped me out of a picture of all six of us at a wedding, then captioned it, "We have such a good-looking family!" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML

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By kana__ - 21/01/2015 16:26 - Japan

Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML

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By stelno - 18/06/2009 13:33 - United States

Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML

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The most important member of the family

By puppydrama - 30/01/2013 21:05 - United States

Today, my dad and his new wife got their wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML

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Check this out

By AboutToGoKillBillOnSomeone - 13/12/2012 14:35 - Australia - Newport

Today, I finally got my wedding photos in the mail. As I looked through them, I soon realized that the lace material on my wedding dress was completely see-through in the sunlight, and my bra and panties were visible in every single outdoor photo. I had an outdoor wedding. FML

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By caaarl - 19/04/2012 19:46 - United Kingdom - Hemel Hempstead

Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML

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By XxHinkaixX - 01/08/2010 02:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML

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By annoyed - 23/09/2010 09:59 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 28 January 2014 0:44

It's not nice to talk about the Best Man like that.

Rainhawk94 27

Tuesday 28 January 2014 0:44

I'm sure there's a way to crop him out

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 28 January 2014 0:44

It's not nice to talk about the Best Man like that.

ManaComa 7

Tuesday 28 January 2014 0:51

Photobomb level: Fat Guy, Lincoln style!

illusong 16

Tuesday 28 January 2014 3:07

This is one of those FML where I wish you can add a photo in

FangirlingAlways 14

Tuesday 28 January 2014 4:00

There needs to be an illustration for this FML.

GreatGeak 8

Tuesday 28 January 2014 15:41

Photoshop

incoherentrmblr 21

Tuesday 28 January 2014 17:39

Peter Griffin photo bomb. Nice!...

Arthurie 30

Tuesday 28 January 2014 0:44

Was your sister the photographer?

Rainhawk94 27

Tuesday 28 January 2014 0:44

I'm sure there's a way to crop him out

purple_glitter 10

Tuesday 28 January 2014 0:52

This made me laugh way too much

Rainhawk94 27

Tuesday 28 January 2014 1:56

I didn't realize I made a joke

upallnight11 19

Tuesday 28 January 2014 2:21

I wish I was that funny without even trying #27

TheOnlyMizLiv 22

Tuesday 28 January 2014 5:23

Someone decent at photoshop could probably fix it! :)

MikaykayUnicorn 36

Tuesday 28 January 2014 9:11

They could also blur him out, like blur the whole background out.

vikingsfan619 5

Tuesday 28 January 2014 0:45

Hopefully your love for each other remains as tight as that man's shirt was.

thatkidmal 15

Tuesday 28 January 2014 0:45

Photobomb Level: Crop top

CaptMurdock 25

Tuesday 28 January 2014 0:46

Mm sexy ;) seriously though maybe you can photoshop him out OP.

abbymackenziee 20

Tuesday 28 January 2014 0:46

Use photoshop!

Readoll 13

Tuesday 28 January 2014 0:46

Get it retouch and go over your contact with the photographer

vibernum 17

Wednesday 29 January 2014 12:11

Probably had a friend/family member do it. Biggest mistake digital age people make with photos. Cough up the money (SAVE) and hire a professional.

reneetlovesyou 30

Tuesday 28 January 2014 0:47

Get a pro to edit him out. And don't be so self-conscious, OP i'm sure you looked great!

AngelSpit 18

Tuesday 28 January 2014 20:51

I think the issue is more the lack of quality photos overall. If the photographer was using a digital camera there is no excuse you check your work as you go if they were using film then they need to rethink their career choice. I love doing weddings and I always make sure everything I take is worth it, they're paying me to do well and I always keep that in mind.

reneetlovesyou 30

Wednesday 29 January 2014 2:38

In that case they maybe should have gone with a pro. Worth it to capture a day you're already spending thousands on.

isabellasimone 18

Tuesday 28 January 2014 0:48

That's hilarious! But I'm sure you can get it either photoshopped or professionally edited out...

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