Love: Today, I was sitting in the coffee shop where my boyfriend and...

By Anonymous - 27/03/2014 23:03 - Canada - Sackville

Today, I was sitting in the coffee shop where my boyfriend and I used to go before he broke up with me about a week ago. I was missing him and wishing he was there, when all of a sudden this 14-year-old kid comes up to me and says, "He's not coming, you may as well go home." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2013 22:43 - United States - Toms River

Today, I was at a coffee shop, when a middle-aged guy called me a "two-timing whore", dumped his coffee on me and walked out in tears. I'm 14 and I have no idea who he was. FML

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By strwbrry - 27/12/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML

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By Lalalala - 06/09/2020 02:02 - United States - Austin

Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML

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By unlucky - 03/09/2014 17:40 - United States - Cold Spring

Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that my boyfriend could do way better. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I was "letting myself go". When I told the little girl I babysit in the afternoons why I was so upset, she looked at me for a moment before saying, "Well, I definitely can't blame him." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, as he'd realised that life is really short, and he's got to enjoy with his friends. FML

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By notalovestory - 11/11/2012 22:48 - United Kingdom - Potters Bar

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML

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By really? - 28/05/2013 08:09 - United States - Highland

Today, I was stuck home with a cold when my boyfriend's best friend sent me a text saying, "You doing alright?" I replied, thinking he was talking about my health. He replied, "I'm surprised you're taking the breakup so well." What breakup? Mine. He was ten minutes too soon. FML

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By dumped - 22/06/2019 01:18 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML

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By roostergirl - 22/08/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML

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Jellybellybeanz 22

Friday 28 March 2014 8:24

Did you see this kid before? Like did he work there and might have seen you two together? Or was he just some punk who thought it would be funny to say and it turned out to be a strange coincidence....?

iSativa 24

Friday 28 March 2014 8:25

Wise words. That kid is gonna grow up to be a wise monk. Time to move on..

Comments

TreeFellOnMe 2

Friday 28 March 2014 8:24

lol

ihavenolifehaha 16

Friday 28 March 2014 8:27

Wow that was the best first comment I've ever read

Jellybellybeanz 22

Friday 28 March 2014 8:24

ihavenolifehaha 16

Friday 28 March 2014 8:31

I'm sure she knows this kid since she knows his age

TheCanucklehead 22

Friday 28 March 2014 9:18

A wise man once told me, 'Be honest to get the girl.' Turns out I was a little to honest...OP isn't dating me is she...

klorehore 24

Friday 28 March 2014 9:28

perhaps she just guessed his age :)

HersheySquirts 17

Friday 28 March 2014 9:45

Perhaps she orders a hot coffee to "accidentally" spill on this punk.

iSativa 24

Friday 28 March 2014 8:25

Wise words. That kid is gonna grow up to be a wise monk. Time to move on..

qyka1210 12

Friday 28 March 2014 16:43

Eh... sounds to me like the punk thought she was getting stood up, rather than (metaphorically) awaiting her ex's return. Anyone else think this?

lexiieeex3 32

Friday 28 March 2014 21:36

You know it's bad when kids are able to detect the truth before you can...

fleuretta 19

Friday 28 March 2014 8:25

That was harsh. Don't let it bring you down though.

chutney_02 22

Friday 28 March 2014 8:54

#4 She needs to move on. Listen to the kid's words, it's only tough love as they call it

boredgirl123 11

Friday 28 March 2014 9:50

She doesn't need to dwell on the past either. If it's to the point a 14 year old is thinking more clearly than you, you know it's time to really go home. Good luck though :)

Mirorbo 26

Friday 28 March 2014 8:30

On one hand, yes, the best advice is to not hold onto what you don't have any longer, and move on. On the other hand, that felt rather rudely delivered.