Love: Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided...

By WTTFFFF - 09/05/2014 17:24 - United States - Tecumseh

Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML

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Same thing different taste

By littlekellilee - 08/03/2012 16:23 - Canada

Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML

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That one weird kid

By Laura - 27/05/2014 15:58 - United States

Today, at school, I got seated in front of the resident creepy kid that everyone stays away from. I was pretty relieved to get through most of the class with no incidents, until the bell rang and he tore out a chunk of my hair, yelling, "DNA! DNA!" FML

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You deserved it 4 141

By lalanon - 03/04/2009 05:16 - Australia

Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML

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By elite - 19/01/2012 21:59

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

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Bad guy

By sweetsixteenyay - 25/06/2015 19:16 - United Kingdom - Caerphilly

Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 6 735

By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 06:12 - United States

Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML

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First Dates

By sillvy - 13/01/2012 09:32 - United States

Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML

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You deserved it 5 569

Slime

By klyoung5 - 03/01/2011 17:17 - United States

Today, while sitting next to the cute guy in my English class, I had to sneeze. I turned away from him and sneezed into my arm. My long hair got in the way and I accidentally shot a huge snot rocket into my hair. I spent the rest of the class trying to get it out without him noticing. FML

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Creeped out

By gymgirl - 17/12/2013 23:48 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML

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You deserved it 3 843

Creepy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 285

You deserved it 2 528

letmehavemytea 21

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:02

Maybe it's time to ask for a seat change.

abzray123 7

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:04

At least you have pretty neck pimples... I think?

Comments

letmehavemytea 21

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:02

Maybe it's time to ask for a seat change.

stillalive33 14

Saturday 10 May 2014 2:32

Across the room. Out of the door. In the next classroom. On the other side of campus.

demon_wolf 15

Saturday 10 May 2014 5:09

I think she should move to the other side of the country... And possibly change her name.

Bookoholic 11

Saturday 10 May 2014 9:33

And a restraining order on top.

xx000o 27

Sunday 11 May 2014 17:51

Maybe a dash of pepper spray might make him go away.

hope27 15

Monday 8 September 2014 23:45

And then bake at 350 degrees until golden brown

abzray123 7

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:04

At least you have pretty neck pimples... I think?

kailarahne 19

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:56

I meant to vote you up! not down.. I don't know why we can't undo those things.

Uglyfeet 23

Saturday 10 May 2014 2:18

It also happens to me, #29. People down vote me all the time, but I'm pretty sure that it happens by accident >.

Mauskau 35

Saturday 10 May 2014 2:58

You really don't need to post a comment to say you accidentally downvoted :)

ChristianH39 30

Saturday 10 May 2014 4:43

You really don't need to post a comment telling someone else not to post a comment saying that they don't need to post a comment about down voting another person

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 10 May 2014 5:15

C-C-C- Combo Breaker!!!!

Neko9000 11

Saturday 10 May 2014 6:50

You are awesome and keep being awesome

tchatfield9413 6

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:05

Punch him in the face

Kamon97 23

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:47

Or you know, talk to the principal maybe?

Uglyfeet 23

Saturday 10 May 2014 2:24

Elsewhere..... in his pimples?!?

whythankyou 19

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:07

Try fighting creepy with creepy!

Soloman212 28

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:15

The definitive worst advice on FML. I didn't think I would live to see the day.

LowExpectations 30

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:24

Yeah, acting the same way as he does might make the creepy guy think OP is the one.

Scubanaut 13

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:30

Fighting fire with fire type advice is never a problem solver. Ever tried it actually? You end up with a bigger fire and a lot of burned things.

unikim 10

Saturday 10 May 2014 2:10

Actually I have tried it. I had a guy being to intense saying he loved me after day 2 of knowing him, coming around my house, calling my cell and even somehow my family's house phone, calling my cell until I picked up over and over and if I hung up he would call again until I turned my phone off. We were about to change the numbers and act more drastically when I had a thought, to annoy the shit out of him. So I would answer the phone and when he would talk I would interrupted him saying how awesome he was and how I missed him. He would get mad at me for interrupting him, I would ask him how he could get mad at me if I was saying what he wanted to hear. He would get so frustrated he started calling me crazy (which I couldn't care less of his opinion) and hang up. He stopped shortly after and never to be herd of again. It's been something like 8 years so I'm good.