By doubleCoupon - 24/06/2014 18:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my friend excitedly told me about the number of guys who are romantically interested in her. I realized how pathetic my life is when all I could talk about in turn was the number of coupons I got to use today at the store. FML
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teentee401 36

Wouldn't you rather curl up on the couch alone, binge eating discounted snacks and binge watching Netflix, instead of wasting time with a boyfriend? I know I would.

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JesusOfNazareth 16

Keep your head up. There's somebody for you.

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JesusOfNazareth 16

Keep your head up. There's somebody for you.

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shudson186 17

I agree with #1 you will find the one OP. Do not give up, but also be cheerful for your friend. :)

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cryssycakesx3 22

OP needs a coupon for a man.

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lnheritance 19

There's always eharmony, I hear great things about that! I agree with #1 though!!

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teentee401 36

Wouldn't you rather curl up on the couch alone, binge eating discounted snacks and binge watching Netflix, instead of wasting time with a boyfriend? I know I would.

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MrConcise 34

I'd rather do all of that with a boyfriend, and I'm straight. Maybe I seem a little less so after this comment, but **** I love cuddling, Netflix, and junk food!

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zBLAKEz 23

Yeah I think all of that stuff is great to do, but it's better to do with someone.

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MrConcise 34

@15 - Hit me up later, babycakes. ;) No ****.

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Rainhawk94 27

Getting hit on by a pair of cats is great

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Lebeaugars95 20

@20 you don't like pussy?

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MrConcise 34

@20 - The most relevant part being that they're cuddling, strengthening my first comment.

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cynicalsatireman 12

Nice you told an unoriginal joke about women's stereotypes, maybe next time tell a a joke about chocolate. Remember it's alright to joke about yourself as long as no one different does.

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Rainhawk94 27

#23 hey I said it was great lol

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incoherentrmblr 21

#53, you mean a marathon?...

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Gotenks483 5

You'll find someone eventually. In the meantime, at least you're saving money!

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sweetest_jenn 18

Life doesn't revolve around men/women. On the other hand, couponing is a very useful skill to have. I think you should be proud, OP.

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kuwar 7

yup proud proud proud and just proud

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cheshireau 26

that's true but also, nobody likes a bragger.

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what12345 12

Sometimes coupons are better than guys, anyway. I'm sure you'll find someone though. (: stay positive

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MSCCG 16

I am a guy and I can confirm that indeed a lot of coupons are better than me. Like two for one burgers.

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Zebediabolical 39

Any coupon that mentions tacos is way better than I am.

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zandalee 19

Coupons don't hog the duvet, or fart in bed! : - )

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popprock 13

What do you mean sometimes?! ALWAYS!!!!

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EndOfSekrets 13

Hey! A lot of coupons save money! A lot of men is just complicated.

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gemstone586 12

I vote this as best comment yet. :)

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Morning_fml 22

Don't worry, your time will come. You don't need every man to fall for you, you just need the right one. Quality over quantity!

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91hayek 31

I think OP is more a quantity over quality girl with all her couponing.

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saucyrossi 18

Maybe she has coupons for boyfriends

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thatkidmal 15

Coupons are our friends

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mutantproudish 16

Sounds like she's the one getting whos 'checked out'

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crushcrusher 33

enjoy your life being single coz the one intended for you will arrive at the right time

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