By aurora320 - 19/07/2016 19:50 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, when confronting my boyfriend about slapping a girl's ass in the club, he claimed: "There was a mosquito on it." FML
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TeraBaap 21

Tell him he has a mosquito on his face and do the same.

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stryder9090 28

Well you wouldn't want anyone to suffer the pain of mosquito bite on their ass would you?

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hellnosucka 27

thanks for clarifying that man. it would've been a real mystery otherwise.

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TeraBaap 21

Tell him he has a mosquito on his face and do the same.

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fariss 14

I think there should be a mosquito on his genital area.

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holly_fly 34

But hat one shouldn't get slapped. It should be full force kicked or kneed. Less time for the mosquito to react.

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Thebestinclass 16

Or you could just simply dumping him instead of causing violence. You never know how they may react he could always punch you back and it would be legal self defense.

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Genkai 3

yall girl needa ******* chill with that shit about hitting guys in the balls that shit aint cute and it hurts like hell girls have done that to me for no reason at all but because its funny and ill tell you girls who do that deserve to get punched in the ******* jaw or slammed into a wall and im against hitting girls but yall like taking shit too far

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chrisbeaudoin 26

I'm a guy, when girls do it for no reason, yes it's painful and unnecessary, in a situation like this, op has every right to do so.

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stryder9090 28

Well you wouldn't want anyone to suffer the pain of mosquito bite on their ass would you?

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Goblin182 26

Then he would have to kiss it and make it all better.

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bornpatriot 11

That's the most British response you can expect.

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joetan 16

Slap his face and say,"But there's big mosquito with a big asshole?!" ?

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hellobobismyname 24

I don't want to know what a big mosquito with a big asshole looks like..

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Ethan_Anonymous 28

It always pisses me off when some guys do that to their girls. Some deserve so much, I'm sorry op, but he honestly sounds like scumfuck

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sparkledoge 29

Was the mosquito your boyfriend ? Because he kinda sucks.

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MidnaLink 33

"You mean through all those flashing lights you could see a mosquito on some chick's ass? **** you!"

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Rabite 28

What a charming guy. I hope the girl also confronted him. How does anyone even remotely think that this is okay?

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deathshead 19

Aw... look at him being so thoughtful and considerate! Kill him.

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Shinran 3

Haha, that made me laugh. It's true though. I like your sense of humor, btw.

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