By HereForJAMMF - 09/11/2016 17:50

Today, I've actually developed a crush on a guy I never intended to crush on, and also can't have. For one he's married and utterly devoted to his wife. And even if that weren't true, he's so far out of my league I need binoculars to see him. And to top it all of? He's fictional. FML
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goodread2200 10

If he's fictional and you are fantasising about him then his wife won't mind.

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GrumpyGrinch 23

And his name is Dean, right? Oh, no, he has a wife, then its Sam?

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singafairytale 11

Jensen ackles has a wife. It's definitely him.

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Limeila 10

Dean Winchester has no wife, and Jensen Ackles is not fictionnal. So no.

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Sevarog 13

To me, it made the FML funnier, cause I wasn't expecting it.

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goodread2200 10

If he's fictional and you are fantasising about him then his wife won't mind.

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Catdragon 40

This is how I make myself not feel guilty for all 100 characters I have a crush on

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chirstinap325 23

Hey at least he can't exactly break your heart :)

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doodlecloud 26

I've actually had a dream where I dated a fictional character and then they cheated on me for my (real) friend. You can never trust your subconscious mind haha.

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Dave_Davington 33

Don't beat yourself up. I'm sure we've all felt that fierce burning in our loins for Homer Simpson.

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Arashikage 18

If you're fantasizing about a pony, you need to get out more.

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Moerighan 23

I think you should have started with the fictional part lol, but I can guarantee without a doubt that we've all been there. So don't feel too bad.

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Sammeydw 22

The OP shouldn't feel too bad. I'm a 40 year old that has a crush on a Equine from a kids show, that reminds me of a RL person that I have feelings for, but we will always be somewhere between "good friends" and "siblings".

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The_Bleeder 13

Honestly, not all of us have been there. What about the asexuals, or demisexuals. People like that? A lot of them have not been attracted to fictional characters.

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cupcakebruh 21

I have a friend who idenifies herself as an asexual, but she has had crushes on fictional characters

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JinJu13 4

I'm literally in love with Castiel from Supernatural, and by default the married actor who plays him. I regret nothing.

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NeneJPhilly 8

Girl! I had to stop watching Supernatural to get over Dean.

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