Love: Today, I've actually developed a crush on a guy I never intended...

By HereForJAMMF - 09/11/2016 17:50

Today, I've actually developed a crush on a guy I never intended to crush on, and also can't have. For one he's married and utterly devoted to his wife. And even if that weren't true, he's so far out of my league I need binoculars to see him. And to top it all of? He's fictional. FML

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Same thing different taste

By BroadwayBaby1997 - 17/09/2016 15:26 - United States - Mission

Today, I've had more crushes on fictional characters than actual people. FML

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Love is hell

By Anonymous - 03/05/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, as I recently starting having a huge crush on this one guy, my friend told me she told him about the crush, and that he reacted positively. I made a move, only to find out he has a partner. I've tried distancing myself to get over him but he befriended all my friends and is now in our group chat, and the crush has only intensified. FML

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Crushed

By Anonymous - 16/10/2023 00:02

Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML

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The grass is never actually greener

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 12:00

Today, I'm in a long-term relationship with a woman I love to bits, but I have a crush on a coworker. I've tried to brush it off, but it's only getting stronger. The worst part? I think she likes me too. FML

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Missed connections

By Anonymous - 05/09/2021 05:01 - United States - San Diego

Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML

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Going nowhere fast

By Shewhoisprobablyafurry - 03/05/2020 02:00

Today, I have a massive crush on a fictional character. Who happens to be an ermine. FML

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Been there, done that

By forever alone - 24/02/2023 16:00

Today, I came to the unhappy realization that I’m living such a cliche. I’m completely in love with a totally unavailable man. He’s funny, smart, and drop dead gorgeous. There’s no way I could ever tell him how I truly feel. He’s gay and I’m a woman. We’ll never be more than friends. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 03/11/2021 21:00 - Australia

Today, I've had a crush on a guy for a while - a friend of mine knows this. I finally decided to find out once and for all if there was any chance with him, so I drove to his house, armed with a home cooked meal and wine, only to find the very friend I confided in was at his house. It turns out they are now an item. FML

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By beingthebossisoverrated - 16/07/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees. I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML

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THAT guy

By Anonymous - 26/08/2024 21:00

Today, my crush, who has turned me down in the past, actually gave me the “Why can’t I find a decent guy like you?” speech. That’s it, I’m officially THAT guy, I’m just that pathetic. I’d happily never see her again after this, except we live on the same street and work in the same building. FML

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goodread2200 10

Thursday 10 November 2016 11:56

If he's fictional and you are fantasising about him then his wife won't mind.

laurellkawes 31

Thursday 10 November 2016 11:56

I would have started with he's fictional

Comments

GrumpyGrinch 23

Thursday 10 November 2016 11:47

And his name is Dean, right? Oh, no, he has a wife, then its Sam?

singafairytale 11

Thursday 10 November 2016 14:32

Jensen ackles has a wife. It's definitely him.

Limeila 10

Thursday 10 November 2016 22:16

Dean Winchester has no wife, and Jensen Ackles is not fictionnal. So no.

laurellkawes 31

Thursday 10 November 2016 11:56

I would have started with he's fictional

Sevarog 13

Friday 11 November 2016 10:00

To me, it made the FML funnier, cause I wasn't expecting it.

goodread2200 10

Thursday 10 November 2016 11:56

If he's fictional and you are fantasising about him then his wife won't mind.

Catdragon 40

Tuesday 15 November 2016 1:42

This is how I make myself not feel guilty for all 100 characters I have a crush on

chirstinap325 23

Thursday 10 November 2016 12:12

Hey at least he can't exactly break your heart :)

doodlecloud 26

Thursday 10 November 2016 20:07

I've actually had a dream where I dated a fictional character and then they cheated on me for my (real) friend. You can never trust your subconscious mind haha.

chirstinap325 23

Thursday 10 November 2016 20:35

Touché!

Dave_Davington 33

Thursday 10 November 2016 12:28

Don't beat yourself up. I'm sure we've all felt that fierce burning in our loins for Homer Simpson.

Sammeydw 22

Thursday 10 November 2016 15:44

or in my case, Derpy "Muffins" Hooves.

Arashikage 18

Thursday 10 November 2016 18:26

If you're fantasizing about a pony, you need to get out more.

ashatash 12

Saturday 12 November 2016 8:56

Doh!

Moerighan 23

Thursday 10 November 2016 12:51

I think you should have started with the fictional part lol, but I can guarantee without a doubt that we've all been there. So don't feel too bad.

Sammeydw 22

Thursday 10 November 2016 15:56

The OP shouldn't feel too bad. I'm a 40 year old that has a crush on a Equine from a kids show, that reminds me of a RL person that I have feelings for, but we will always be somewhere between "good friends" and "siblings".

The_Bleeder 13

Thursday 10 November 2016 15:57

Honestly, not all of us have been there. What about the asexuals, or demisexuals. People like that? A lot of them have not been attracted to fictional characters.