Health, Awkward and Love: Not cut out for this

Not cut out for this

By Anonymous - 18/12/2016 02:10

Today, I took my girlfriend skydiving for her birthday. I insisted on joining her to make it a memory for us both, despite my fear of heights. I passed out twice mid-freefall and had to be saved by the instructor both times. FML

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By Fuperman - 02/06/2013 23:14 - France - Illange

Today, I went on my first ever assisted skydive. I fainted after we jumped, and only came to as we touched the ground. FML

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Self serving

By PartTimePrincess - 10/09/2013 14:56 - United States

Today, my sister, who knows I'm severely afraid of heights, got me tickets to skydive for my birthday. When I reminded her of my fear, she stated that she forgot and should just keep them for herself and her boyfriend. My mom agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2015 20:36 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, my friend took me tandem skydiving. When it was time to jump, he began crying, said he'd cut our parachute cords, then said "Goodbye, cruel world!" and pushed me off the plane with him strapped to my back. I pissed myself and cried like a bitch. He thinks his "prank" was hilarious. FML

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By monsterdanceman - 23/10/2013 23:16 - United States - Ozark

Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML

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By Erica - 08/07/2013 17:27 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 01:23 - United States - South Salem

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

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You deserved it 4 145

By rejectedmidair - 13/11/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I went through with my elaborate plans to propose to my girlfriend with creativity. I took her skydiving and proposed in midair. She rejected it. Why? She wanted a more "traditional" proposal. FML

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Stuck

By goingup? - 25/02/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it stuck mid-floor. Being supportive, I went to hug her and tell her we'd be OK. Today I also learned that my girlfriend is deathly claustrophobic and her predominant reaction is to vomit. In this case, all over me. We were stuck for 2 hours. FML

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You deserved it 3 747

By a-scared - 06/08/2009 22:18 - United States

Today, I went to the Grand Canyon with my family. Also today, I found out that I have a crippling fear of heights. My family left me on a ledge hyperventilating and having a mental breakdown, while they hiked for another 2 hours. They won't stop telling me how pretty it was and what I missed. FML

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Sick moves, bro

By Fish - 19/03/2009 15:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML

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You deserved it 55 375

muis545 21

Friday 23 December 2016 5:02

It's the thought that counts. I bet she fell in love for the gesture.

FlexMaster 10

Friday 23 December 2016 5:06

that is so nice. respect my friend.respect

Comments

sonasonic 34

Friday 23 December 2016 5:01

"The things I do for love"

Jay18 22

Friday 23 December 2016 6:40

stupid dog ya made me look bad, uhboogaboogaboogaboogabooga

FlutterLoud 29

Friday 23 December 2016 5:01

It's the thought that counts. It was sweet of you to try despite your fear.

muis545 21

Friday 23 December 2016 5:02

It's the thought that counts. I bet she fell in love for the gesture.

caseyface1123 15

Friday 23 December 2016 5:04

At least you have the experience and I'm sure she's glad you were there. Concious or otherwise.

Welshite 39

Friday 23 December 2016 5:05

You proved you had fallen for her by falling for her.

FlexMaster 10

Friday 23 December 2016 5:06

that is so nice. respect my friend.respect

zainman13 26

Friday 23 December 2016 5:20

Was she pleased?

Tripartita 44

Friday 23 December 2016 5:32

"You know those dreams where you feel like you're falling and are jolted awake?" "Yeah." "I had the exact opposite thing happen to me. Twice."

RichardPencil 30

Friday 23 December 2016 5:37

I'm sure your girlfriend will have lifelong memories of your limp, lifeless body dangling there, wondering what it foreshadows for your future love life.