Love: Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my...

By promdump - 07/03/2009 02:55 - United States

Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML

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By Desperate_measures - 16/01/2010 12:22 - Greece

Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

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By skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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Switcheroo

By Saberwolf - 13/02/2011 21:14 - United States

Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

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By Rach - 20/02/2010 13:58 - Ireland

Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML

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By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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Loveless

By loveless - 18/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML

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By SeeBrendenBurn - 21/11/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML

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Classy

By LAME - 23/02/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML

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mk_03 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 12:18

Lmao. What a pansy, so immature :P

Mattyknows 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 12:38

At least you arn't going to prom with someone with apparent massive insecurities and who calls you "fattie" when you miss a text. **** This Moment for you ... FHL.

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mk_03 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 12:18

Lmao. What a pansy, so immature :P

vtranchitella14 3

Wednesday 7 April 2010 2:11

I probably would've cried.

Wicked361 8

Saturday 20 August 2011 21:43

if that was me I would call him an inconstruction jerk then I would lie and say my grandma was in the hospital and I rushed leaving to see her the whole weekend:)

MeleMallory 0

Monday 26 September 2011 5:10

#91 what's an inconstruction jerk?

Comet_Candy 23

Sunday 1 January 2012 11:06

I believe they meant inconsiderate.

magnetic_aura 26

Tuesday 30 September 2014 7:10

#80 - Me too. People know how to play on insecurities. :-(

Evie_fml 14

Saturday 7 March 2009 12:27

Sensing more than a little insecurity on his part...

Mattyknows 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 12:38

At least you arn't going to prom with someone with apparent massive insecurities and who calls you "fattie" when you miss a text. **** This Moment for you ... FHL.

Pikalu1 3

Sunday 5 December 2010 23:27

I don't think she missed it, I think the grandmother texted back something rude. Or, at least, that's what I thought... at first... for some reason...

MeleMallory 0

Monday 26 September 2011 5:11

#87 you're really dumb. how could the grandma text something back? the OP didn't have her phone with her. Read much?

alotta_fachina 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 12:45

#1 you are more than right.

actressinpink 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 13:29

okay, if he's asking you to prom via TEXT MESSAGE - he's not worth it.

jennaleighhh 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 13:46

i agree with 7. asking through text is one of the most unclassiest ways to do it. and then proceeding by calling you fattie? you should be happy youre NOT going to prom with him. hes a bit two-faced if you ask me!

Lasagnaa 24

Wednesday 6 March 2013 10:07

8- I know this is random but you look like Angelina from Jersey Shore

punjabtimelord 18

Wednesday 17 July 2013 2:06

Looking like anyone from jersey shore is hardly a compliment, more the opposite.

roflcoptin 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 14:38

like everyone else has said i don't think he's worth it but if you really like him you should call him back and explain what happened

rorygilmore07 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 14:39

yeah but you can make him feel guilty too just imagine this: This weekend I finally decided to ask this girl I like to prom. I sent her a text asking, and when she didn't answer I texted, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." I then found out that she had spent the weekend with her grandmother and I am now without a date. FML

PackardBell_fml 19

Wednesday 25 May 2016 5:34

There would be mostly "YDI"s on that one.

TryToBeKind 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 14:53

Sounds like your crush is awfully impulsive and selfish. I'd text back/call back (or better yet, if they're the timid type) go face-to-face and sweetly inform them that you would have (emphasis on the past tense) loved to go with them but . . . you're sort of glad you accidentally left your phone behind because now you see their true nature and are glad you didn't waste your time.