Love: Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked...

By frog - 06/11/2008 13:01 - United Kingdom

Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML

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By bilol - 27/02/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'd be going on a trip to Europe. I assured him that I would never cheat on him with any European guys. He replied with, "Why would I be worried? You're not very pretty." FML

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By imsadnow - 31/01/2011 20:01 - United States

Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML

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By saywhatnow - 25/11/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML

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By storyofmylife - 10/06/2015 02:44 - Canada - Truro

Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML

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By epicc1584 - 30/07/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML

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By Maria - 20/08/2012 13:25 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML

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By Frenchgirl - 16/09/2011 01:42 - United States

Today, it was my first day at school in the United States. Being from France, my French accent is really strong. After being made fun of all day, I met someone from Montreal. I was so excited and said, "Parlez-vous Français?" And his response? "HUH?!" FML

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By Eloise - 25/05/2022 10:00

Today, my husband won’t stop bragging about the girl with the "model cheekbones" from the airport shuttle, who kept telling her friend in French how hot he was in front of us. Miss Model was unaware that we’re from France, and my husband’s ego might never deflate. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 09:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I flew my girlfriend to Paris for our one year anniversary. Little did I know that instead of going up the Eiffel Tower and over looking the most romantic city she would rather spend it in bed with a French man. FML

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By frenchgirl - 23/11/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, I saw one of my favorite hockey players in public. I had met him once before, and to my shock, he remembered me. I was pretty excited until he started talking to his friend in French. He didn't seem to realize that I'm fluent in the language. He basically called me "ugly psycho bitch." FML

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Darenator 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 5:18

parisians? he's obviously a dumbass.

PhysOptGuy 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 6:40

SuperRacist: Being superficial and racist at the same time. Case in point: claiming that one race is "hotter" than another.

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borba72 0

Friday 13 February 2009 16:16

Bullshit. French women are known for their ugliness.

need_cheese 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:36

#10 --' Heeeyyy

savage93 11

Tuesday 18 December 2012 9:13

YDI for being ugly

latereflex 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 7:03

I have lived in europe 3 years north america 3 , south 1, and 8 months in west asia, and 7 years in the middle east. I been around the world. trust me.. Lebanese women are the most beautiful in the world. the rest of the list is a mix and is up for debate. but lebanese, no Doubt. Trust me , i know. btw, i am NOT lebanese, so dont think i am biased.

herpderpherpderp 13

Wednesday 12 December 2012 3:05

it's all subjective.

PhysOptGuy 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 6:40

SuperRacist: Being superficial and racist at the same time. Case in point: claiming that one race is "hotter" than another.

Sam611001 12

Friday 5 August 2016 21:10

studies show that some races have on average more attractive people than others voted by an international audience and Sweden supposedly win on that but I think the "cute guy" was just trying to be a dick to her and made himself feel better because of his "brilliant" insult

Darenator 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 5:18

parisians? he's obviously a dumbass.

TheButler 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 17:46

he was probably being jokey :) why is this a FML? it's a compliment

FacesOfHumanity 14

Tuesday 16 August 2016 3:17

I always think it is cool people say stuff like that, I'm from Arizona and I call us Arizonians because I think it is funny.

Boomi 38

Wednesday 14 September 2016 16:40

Someone that dumb should have no influence on an opinion, especially on beauty and ugly. He has his head too far up his ass.

Dalarsco 0

Friday 27 March 2009 21:50

#8: The classical idea of race is based on visible phenotypes. People have no control over what physical attributes they find most attractive, and therefore should not be thought of as racist for finding physical features common to a certain "race" more attractive than others and by extension said race more attractive than others.