What the…

By bunny - 16/08/2009 13:58 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML
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junaho 0

I hope you didn't let him stuff your rabbit

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cherrypieguy 0

WHAT THE ****?!?!?!

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spidergirl41 0

I'm sorry, but your comment is completely EPIC...super EPIX...Ultra-megalithic super duper EPIX...I don't think my tummy will stop hurting for a while. xD

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callargh 0

I wanted you to know that I read "screw the rabbit" and am now singing it to the tune of Ride of the Valkyries ("kill the wabbit") from Looney Tunes. And now you are too.

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Gooster 0

Oh come on... he was obviously imagining you in place of the rabbit. You walked in, and he tried to play it off as humor, embarrassed.

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iljajlm 4

I am truly ashamed of my gender and home state now...

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777_alex_777 0

ahahaha XD that comment just made my day! thank u! that was just awesome =P

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ninjapiratejesus_fml 20

Maybe it was Jessica Rabbit. I could understand that.

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kryxen 14

He's likely a furry.

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Ligerie 0

Eww thats pretty weird.

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0___0 9

Wow, this same thing happened to me! Except it was my dog humping the stuffed animal, not my boyfriend.

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Ligerie 0

Thats not weird, that happens all the time. dog=/=boyfriend.

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Hadley_fml 0

Sometimes the dog IS the boyfriend, though!

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mattmag 0

I have to agree here. Perhaps if you ****** him more often, he wouldn't be horny enough to have sex with stuffed rabbits.

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zabeth_fml 0

How would you know how much sex they're having? They might be having plenty and he's still just weird enough to hump a rabbit.

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DevineLegacy 0

ew wow your boyfriend is attracted to interesting things....

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jivealive_5 0

That's sorta disturbing on many levels. But hey... Whatever tickles his fancy!

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lab2lb 0

#5 i think you mean whatever tickles his pickle. ahhhahha

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cucumberfabulous 7

Ahhhaaahhaahhaaha oh my......

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miniluda12 12

who says "tickles his fancy"???

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philly8608 0

FML has turned into Hollywood. One FML on a subject and then magically there's at least one with the same general topic posted before the day is up. Was he also watching a Miley Cyrus video?

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