Love: Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave...

By Velian - 09/12/2008 08:59 - France

Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML

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By really - 07/11/2014 00:30 - United States

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML

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By single - 01/07/2011 09:12 - China

Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began to talk about how to have a smooth divorce. My wife discreetly turned the volume up. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By secretmisery05 - 25/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband and I waited until the TV shut off at 11 p.m. in the next room to signal his grandmother had retired to her bed upstairs. After doing it on a very squeaky bed, we went out naked half an hour later to go to the restroom across the hall, only to discover his Nana laying on the couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2024 06:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, I can't sit down for a book or some TV without my wife coming up and moaning at me to "get a hobby, get out of the house once in a while, you never do anything anymore." I have a healthy, balanced social life, but maybe I want to relax in my own house for once. FML

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By smokecloud_ - 30/12/2013 21:38 - United States - Ashland

Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML

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By Nomoresandwish - 29/11/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML

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Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML

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Sensitive

By itsevenworse - 07/08/2021 00:01 - France

Today, my wife is giving me the silent treatment and has locked herself in the bedroom, all because I politely asked her to put the dishcloth away when she was done with it. FML

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By FUCK GOD - 03/02/2013 23:04 - Argentina - Salta

Today, for the first time in weeks, my wife felt frisky, and we started fooling around. Half-way through undressing me, she bolted out, claiming she had the shits. About five minutes later, she tearfully called out from the bathroom, begging me to bring her a fresh roll of toilet paper. FML

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cndrow 0

Monday 9 February 2009 23:45

I am a woman, and I agree- women need to communicate (just as much as men). If she didn't want the massage (who in their right mind wouldn't want a massage from their man is beyond my comprehension but whatever..) she should've said 'thanks honey but I'd like to watch this before you do that' or something to that effect. Geez. Ungrateful b*tch.

0___0 9

Saturday 28 February 2009 10:25

Why is she watching T.V. when she has a loving husband for entertainment? ;)

Comments

Vic_Sage 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 7:03

time for a divorce.

Caayouteepie 0

Friday 4 September 2009 22:16

why the hell is it time for a divorce?? sure it was stupid and bitchy of her to do that but i dont think he should take it to that extreme.

Demotivator 2

Thursday 8 September 2011 0:32

C'mon op how is she supposed to dream about having sex with them when you keep touching her.

huanita 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 17:48

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

bballer55 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 3:55

this person fails how do u spell program wrong??

simplexalarms 7

Tuesday 1 June 2010 5:34

it isnt spelt wrong

BeeHappy_fml 0

Monday 30 August 2010 8:38

that's the British English spelling, you dolt.

jjessen 20

Wednesday 5 June 2013 19:30

I lost quite a few IQ points reading this comment chain

Melly_fml 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 22:25

well if you don't say anything, why would he assume you didn't want it? Communication is key...

cndrow 0

Monday 9 February 2009 23:45

Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 2:29

thanks cndrow, some women expect men to know too much. :) Opposite genders don't really understand each other enough for that kind of thing, more often than not. Unfortunate, but true.

0___0 9

Saturday 28 February 2009 10:25

Why is she watching T.V. when she has a loving husband for entertainment? ;)

justjayit 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 21:32

Awww that's sucks! I personally think you were doing something really loving and I would've appreciated it, but I guess different woman are different about such things.