Cuteness overload

By Cpm - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
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RyeBreadBoy 0

This can't be true. Everybody knows that girls don't poop. :P

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gozar_fml 1

You should sit on her lap and drop one between her legs. After that she will always close the door and lock it.

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RyeBreadBoy 0

This can't be true. Everybody knows that girls don't poop. :P

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ILIEKGIRLS 5

then what does "stick it in her pooper" mean? :>

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sdcrazy1018 0

Mmhmmm. Quote from Katie in Horton Hears a Who....girls "eat rainbows and poop butterflies" nuf said

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suaveneanderthal 0

next time she does this, grab her up off the toilet, shove your dick in her ass hopefully as a nice big log is coming out then continue to **** her until your **** is covered in her shit, then get her on her knees and facefuck her till you ******. and it'll never happen again.

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GnaR_KiLL5150 12

That's romance baby, welcome to the rest of your relationship

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GodOfBeer 5

repost? either was the same or genders reversed

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fruitschinpo 0

ikr ! it's reposted but genders rseversed !

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Horde 8

Wow, big deal. There should be a "not a FML" button on this site

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DameGreyWulf 0

I suggested something similar, but was told it would overcomplicate things. Though I think I get why this is an FML... perhaps she said the next step stuff and he assumed something bigger, but his hopes literally went to shit?

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blastvortex 3

Actually, what this site really needs is a "So what?" button. @OP: Accidents happen, and so does this shit. Can it.

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expen_dable 0

ugh, of course there was a "you are just so immature! MY boyfriend and I LOVE to watch each other shit because we are just so mature!" comment right away

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Subtext 10

And I always thought the next step would be farting in front of each other...

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Blood_Rose_Intox 3

I agree, a "boo-freakin'-hoo" button sounds like a good idea.

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aero_fml 0

Boo hoo. ^Also agree with #4^

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IMB916 0

EWWW. I would NEVER want to be in that kind of relationship. Just, ew. shit is not sexy

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waterynuggets 0

Good luck dating someone who doesn't shit. I mean, it could happen, I guess. Lulz. Just close the door when you walk by, goddamn it's not that big of a deal.

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QTp13 10

@ # 9 IMB916 should date someone who is bulimic - voila! problem solved for him @ OP: That is too funny. Us girls can really do silly things sometimes. FYL

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lokar_ogar 11

Dude not everything has to be about sex. You really need to get over yourself.

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DameGreyWulf 0

A tad inconsiderate of your girlfriend, if you ask me. Or does she think her shit don't stink?

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lovelypants 0

That's crusty, can't she just leave the door closed?

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lil_ham1644 29

Crusty?? I could understand crappy, but not crusty

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gozar_fml 1

You should sit on her lap and drop one between her legs. After that she will always close the door and lock it.

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kimilei 0

****** right! haha That'll definitely teach her a lesson about locked doors lmfao

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PeopleRSoDumb 0

Woah. I don't even want that to happen when I get married. FYL dude, FYL.

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