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By 2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

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By Her - 06/11/2009 20:36 - United States

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By anonymous - 29/12/2009 01:21 - United States

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML

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By Marine - 28/03/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 06:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML

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Twinklestar 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 20:15

Kind of uncomfortable, but it probably doesn't mean much if they were together for a long time. I still occasionally slip up and almost use my exes name, and we've been apart for 3 year and I left him and most certainly don't have feelings for him. I'm sure your bf is kicking himself enough. Just appreciate that he did mean to say those things to you.

ChairForce 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 21:26

Sometimes people mix up names. For example, I just had a baby, and sometimes I accidentally call her by her brother's name. It's not that I love my son more, it's that I haven't reprogrammed myself to say her name. I talk to a baby and my son's name comes to mind, because until now he's the only baby I've talked to on a regular basis. Does that make any sense?

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TastyCookieJar 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 20:06

FYL, sorry

BeeSkwaird 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 0:47

Are you serious? Think psychologically about it. If any girl is able to remind a guy of a previous love, she ought to take consolation in it: "Wow, I'm replacing her in his mind. Cool."

MagicMeds 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 4:34

I'd rather be my own person and be the best ever than be a replacement or some second best. Not that I have a choice usually, but people are really into being the best EVERRRR in relationships.

DizzyVulps 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 4:43

Maybe, but him using his ex's name still sucks.

snagglepaste 0

Monday 23 August 2010 17:00

So I'm guessing that killed the mood?

BikerMike 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 20:10

someone is not getting any pussy tonight

peroxideprincess 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 20:13

wow, what a douche.

spiderman0606 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 21:42

Ross: I take thee Rachel. Err.. I TAKE THEE EMILY!

KumoFF7 3

Saturday 12 December 2009 22:52

Shut the **** up. People make mistakes.

KingHumanity 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 0:14

Haha Friends cracks me up.

facilitator 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 1:31

i cant blame him

Maycontainnuts 17

Sunday 19 May 2013 22:44

Not really, it was clearly an accident. I'd be thrilled if my boyfriend had spent all that time writing out a speech about how he feels for me. He cares about her enough to do that, just give him time.

Twinklestar 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 20:15

drewbaca 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 0:48

i agree, it is a super nervous moment for any man to profess his love. Not something we go around doing alot of. I have had the same problem in the past because i was thinking about that person earlier in the day especially when you are saying something that momentous. You may find some flattery that he was obviously thinking deeply about his past and found he loves you above everything he has experienced. Plus it will make a funny story in the future...good luck and congrats

Simply_J 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 20:16

BURN!

Danzergirl1 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 20:21

What an jerk. If he said all of tht n tackd on his exs name, then i bet he said the very same thing to her. FYL

42billybob 5

Saturday 12 December 2009 22:59

#6 That's a harsh speculation. I agree with #4. Guys mess up the name more often than you'd think. It's largely due to the fact that we hardly ever use your name (especially if you're the type of couple who uses stupid pet names). It's not that we don't remember you as a person, it's just a default value we've spat out for a long time. When we aren't consciously thinking about it, we can regurgitate an outdated name. You're going to end up dumping a really nice guy who isn't rehearsing everything he says to you if you keep up that kind of attitude.