By Romantic - 15/01/2010 08:33 - United States

Today, I came home from a long day at work to find a path of rose pedals from the front door. Gasping with surprise, I followed it past the living room... past the bedroom... into the kitchen, where there was a note that said "Friends coming over tonight, we need food, love you!" FML
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skyeyez9 24

my husband tried to pull that shit on me once: Oh I invited some friends over so we need to get some more food. When he said "we" he really meant: I invited my friends over so I expect you to cook for them and clean up afterwards. What ever. He can cook for his own friends. I don't expect him to do that if I have my friends over our house.

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perdix 29

Don't get any food -- just lay naked on your bed with your legs spread wide, and when everyone comes over, yell "Tuna tacos for everyone!" On second thought, you can buy a massive amount of Vienna Sausages and tell everyone that they are actual size replicas of your husband's dick. That'll show him!

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CyclonePsycho 1

Hey, her significant other could have used pink bicycle pieces to get across the message because he couldn't afford roses. Don't judge.

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FMLenV 0

If you're going to get picky about "pedals" you might as well get picky that it is supposed to be "pass" not "past". =/

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digimon2000 0

well, you're wrong. it is actually 'past'

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FMLenV 0

I'm right and wrong. Both work, I've just always been taught that pass was a reference to walk by something were as past was referred to time. Pass: to move past; go by: to pass another car on the road.

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idkweird 0

Actually, it's still wrong as the statement is in the past tense. Pass does not fit at all.

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A_LiST3RR 0

aww.. that's funny yet depressingg hahaa. xD i agree with #71, though, that would be a good ideaa

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CyclonePsycho 1

Hey, not being picky or anal. Just teasing the OP. (And where'd that other comment go?)

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lelanatty 0

pendatic, did you spell 'pedantic' wrong?

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lickmyjock 0

Well played, and sammichs well made. I hope.

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DNC2008 1

whats the fml? i don't get it? it says woman so its her job

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idrow 7

Nice comment. More proof that you can educate ignorance, but you can't fix stupid.

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logic718 0

LMAO hahaha that sucks

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Mzzangel 0

at least he let you know in a sweet manner. I wouldn't have been mad at all

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MacOSXpert 7

/Facepalm. Grammar Nazis on this site...

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BeeSkwaird 0

I know a lot of people make jokes about the Nazis, so we can all do our best to overlook it. But there are survivors still alive today. It's too soon.

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iwadasn 32

Are you a Nazi about the use of the word Nazi? ;)

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Wierdo24 0

hahahaha well get off FML and get to work!

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nonameLiz 0

OH! ****** EPIC! how is this a FML???

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BlueTwist89 0

Yea. I'm with #7. What's a rose pedal? Ohhh, you meant rose petal.

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Maxine17 8

I can only imagine how people in Florida talk after the OP spelling petals as "pedals"

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pegasus77 0

Its pretty bad, let me tell you from experience. The spelling here is horrible.

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BeeSkwaird 0

Given how you spelled a simple word like "it's," I'm not surprised!

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nrose1000 0

SPELLING NAZI!!!! Seriously every1 cares about spelling and grammar here WTF do u think this is???? School mixed with burger king? srory bUt U c@nt a7Wayz ahve ti ur wAy weN ti cOmS 2 sp3771nG!!!

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DanielleTheOne 3

LOL i know right!?! anyone get that weird email thing where all the spelling is totally stuffed and u could read it easy as pie?? I didnt even notice the mistakes because IM NOT LOOKING FOR THEM!!! as long as your not spelling like "Heyy Grls!! Lv yz tlk 2 yz l8rz" all the time then i dont care if u make mistakes!!!

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