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By internetadvice - 01/04/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML

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By Micheal - 23/11/2009 03:59 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML

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Top comments

PlasticShark 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:30

You're obviously so better off without someone who takes superficial survey advice...

you_not_me_OWNED 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:37

well, she obviously WASN'T in love with you if she actually listened to the internet survey....

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PlasticShark 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:30

You're obviously so better off without someone who takes superficial survey advice...

Muthalecka 1

Thursday 18 August 2011 5:59

Holy shit this happened to me I know how you feel OP

balexandre 2

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:31

I have to agree with PlasticShark, but I know what you must be felling! Been there, done that... unfortunaly.

markh110 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:32

Oh yeah, try having a gf who listens TO HER DREAMS because they "mean the truth." I know your pain man...

free_Aus 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:32

Ouch! But definitely better off without her. Imagine how dumb your kids could have turned out....

sarah8909 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:32

"It's not you, it's...this internet survey I took" of all the lame excuses....

Scars_fml 4

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:34

Fool her into doing nasty stuff. What a dumb ass.

hpnerd 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:34

Better off without her. Can you say "shallow"?

you_not_me_OWNED 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:37

well, she obviously WASN'T in love with you if she actually listened to the internet survey....

supernerd95 17

Sunday 14 September 2014 15:24

exactly!

danzigPO_1939 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:43

who over the age of 12 takes those things seriously? either she was making a lame excuse or she's incredibly naive. either way, you're better off without her.

marz88 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:46

YDI for not being perfect and not sensoring her websites =P jk your probably better off giving her a falcon punch anyway

hahaitsmattheau 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 9:07

hahahahahaha falcon PUNCH!!!!!

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