Love: Today, I bought a fake "wedding ring" at Target to play a prank...

By Crissylove10 - 18/01/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I bought a fake "wedding ring" at Target to play a prank on my parents. They kicked me out, saying my "fiancé" can take care of me now. There is no fiancé, and I just lost my job. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, during an argument with my fiancé, I threw my engagement ring on the ground. The center stone broke off. Now he's couch surfing, and has sworn that he won't marry me unless I can find the stone. One stupid moment might actually ruin my life. FML

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thaprodigy_07 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:08

well tell them the ring was fake!

Some___Guy 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:41

Unemployed? Sounds like the perfect time to waste money on pranks.

Comments

Jonesy_fml 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:04

Wow, so how long were you living with your parents before you pulled that retarded prank?

LightWater 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 2:26

The only answer you need is too long.

audreyohhh 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:05

first!!

Freeze_fml 16

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:56

First attempt failure.

Nic_hole 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:06

...well then

tdoublet 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:06

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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ily1210 10

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:33

that has got to be the funniest comment ive read in a while. and niceee prank OP, YDI......

idkweird 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 18:28

@#4: Yeeeeeah and Im sure that would make them FAR more likely to continue letting you live there.

Azura94 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:08

this is why i hold on to my recipts........ :/

thaprodigy_07 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:08

well tell them the ring was fake!

redshortsx 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:08

why would you do that that's not even a good prank unless your like 16. but even then why

dzerzhinsky 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:12

YDI for being texan

bombchelle 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:52

agreed!

Freeze_fml 16

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:58

Kill yourself.

betseyville 6

Tuesday 19 January 2010 3:28

i agree. roll tide

rishaa143 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 4:21

definitely agreed!

MysteryJoker 5

Tuesday 19 January 2010 5:27

"only steers and queers come from Texas, private CowBoy and you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down"

funkyfreshpanda 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 14:57

@50 You sir, win +1 internets! (I'm texan so I can say this :D)

mct_1087 27

Wednesday 26 November 2014 8:08

YDI for being racist, #9

mshafty 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:16

You should have picked up a resume at target instead of a fake ring moron!! Though you sound so pathetic I doubt they would hire you.

katius_fml 2

Tuesday 19 January 2010 5:25

why would you pick up a resume? wouldn't you drop off a resume? It always cracks me up when people write comments insulting the OP without actually proofreading what they're saying themselves.