By Bilirubin - 20/02/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
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RipIt 0

that's rather unreasonable, she probably would've turned out to be a crazy controlling bitch anyway

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Squander 3

Let me get this straight, if someone doesn't answer a message sent at ONE IN THE MORNING it is assumed that the person's dead or hates them? That's just a terrible tale, FYL.

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Expertfail 0

That can be easily sorted out; it's not a big issue.

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tweetbaby14 18

so SHE asked YOU out over a TEXT talk about lame... sorry OP don't take it seriously she didn't because if she had she wouldve asked in person

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reyemrein 0

I hate FMLs like this. You can fix the situation by EXPLAINING WHAT HAPPENED. It really works.

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reyemrein 0

I hate FMLs like this. You can fix it by EXPLAINING WHAT HAPPENED. It really works I'm not lying!

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ButtNekked 0

Just reply and say "Sorry, I was asleep" at 5am, then when she doesn't reply and say she was sleeping you may explain what happened :D

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blankettt 0

^ This. I know, it's like when you're watching a movie and the conflict in the plot is something that could be so easily explained.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

OP said she will no longer speak to him so it seems that he did try to speak to her. Either she's an idiot for not realising someone could be asleep at 1.00am or she was looking for an excuse to cut off your relationship. Move on.

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amazinglyava 0

I agree, plus 1am..maybe she was jus drunk or something

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deathcab7 0

she probably just knew you liked her and wanted to mess with you so she texted you at 1 am as a joke.

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NeonWar__ 0

crap, my 1st comment disappeared...:/

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malinbobbyypho 0

srry that was to 44^

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Reyo 2

To the idiots replying "Just talk to her hurr durr": Don't you think the OP thought of that? There's a reason the last part of the FML is "and will no longer speak to me."

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BritishHobo 0

She's either too insane to realize that you might have been asleep at 1am, the most ******* impatient person in the world, or what #42 said. OP, have you been acting like a stalker around this girl, and is it kind of obvious to her that you really like her?

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RandomGinger 0

Or you could have grown a pair of testicals, and asked HER out?

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mcfaily 0

maybe even ask her in person! gosh what a concept! time to man up

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afatmonkey 0

Nah... I tried asking in person once and they started to shank me with a hyperdermic needle. Then flung poo on me. Now I have AIDS.

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BritishHobo 0

Well he says he's been trying xD Which makes me think maybe he HAS asked and been turned down like, a dozen times. Maybe this was a wussy attempt to stop hanging out with him :(

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Haislipa 0

wow lol that sucks. punch her in the ******* balls!

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Ajjas013 6

...I don't think it works like that.

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nomnommonster 0

Who knows, maybe she's actually a drag. They can fool you like that.

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shaneac 0

Lol #3 and #12, ur comments just made my day

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canzo378 0

ummm... so? just explain to her the way it happened... call her and leave a message or leave another SM. Stop acting like a dumbo

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samantha_durano 6

well, that's gay. why did she choose one am?

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RipIt 0

that's rather unreasonable, she probably would've turned out to be a crazy controlling bitch anyway

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CyclonePsycho 1

^^^ If she becomes angry at you for not immediately answering the phone in the middle of the night, then she isn't really worth anything anyway. You lucked out, OP.

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dacman48 0

ummm.... she asked you out? this it totally ur fault for not having balls enough to ask her

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skyttlz 32

I asked out my bf and were still together 16 months later

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alexm501 0

I don't think that was the point, 134.

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Squander 3

Let me get this straight, if someone doesn't answer a message sent at ONE IN THE MORNING it is assumed that the person's dead or hates them? That's just a terrible tale, FYL.

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tisiphone_fml 0

She's like that female poster a few days ago who freaked out and thought her boyfriend was dead when he didn't reply to texts for two hours whilst he was playing in the snow. 1 AM... seriously? Unless she lives halfway across the planet from you, she's got a problem. Neither YDI or FYL - you dodged a bullet.

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