Love: Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was...

By lonely - 05/02/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

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By Boo - 08/08/2019 08:01 - Australia

Today, I finally had a phone call after a week of nothing. It was my mother. It was by accident. FML

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By slukaa - 13/06/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, for the first time in over a year, my mother actually called me. I excitedly picked up the phone. All I heard was rustling; her purse dialed me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 21:00 - United States - Kenton

Today, my mom called me by the wrong name. This isn't the first time. It wouldn't be so bad, except I'm her only kid. FML

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By Kellye - 16/09/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML

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By thanksmom - 01/05/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I called my mom for the first time in a few weeks, just to chat because I miss her. When she picked up, the first thing she said was, "Why are you calling? What's wrong? Do you have swine flu??" When I told her that I didn't, and I just wanted to chat, she hung up. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 22:00

Today, I needed to call my mom to get some info so I dialled the number on my work phone. Not 2 seconds after, my cellphone rang. I got super pissed off because I hate when people call me on my cell at work. It was me. I'd dialled my own number. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML

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By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2019 12:00

Today, while I was sitting in the living room with my mother, my phone rang. She immediately exclaimed, "I'm not calling you! Why is it going off?" She was serious. My own mother doesn't believe people talk to me. FML

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Dr_Phil 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 20:14

Damn dude. That's just depressing.

khanrava 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:28

my phone rings once every 2-3 weeks lol, I don't like phones. Why is it a big deal if no one has called in half a week?

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Dr_Phil 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 20:14

Damn dude. That's just depressing.

Colonel_256 0

Friday 7 May 2010 22:21

But lonlines is amazing

Poepiepiesie 3

Saturday 18 September 2010 22:02

I would murder for some cabin in the woods and a huge supply of lsd.

zoecw 14

Sunday 20 May 2012 15:31

Damn #32, me tooo! c':

greenman_fml 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 20:22

loser ;)

TheNightHawk69 0

Friday 6 February 2009 1:12

I lawl'd a bit. Sorry, dude.

holynemesis1208 3

Sunday 22 February 2009 0:02

aww i'll call you

ImSooNice 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 1:30

story of my life, im so nice to everybody yet no body talks (Im/texts or calls me) sad face

khanrava 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:28

my phone rings once every 2-3 weeks lol, I don't like phones. Why is it a big deal if no one has called in half a week?

fjonslife410 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 3:13

sorry but thats kind of funny, i shouln't b talking tho my phone barely ever rings i never bother to turn it on or charge it...

24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 21:33

People rarely call me dude. I always have to call my friends if they're around.

BTR_lover 1

Monday 16 July 2012 3:57

Your profile pic is delicious. ;D

yena_yumiko 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 5:36

you sound like me :[

aria02 0

Monday 3 August 2009 9:27

aw its ok sweetheart

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