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anaxes, I don't think I've ever laughed so much, like I did when reading your "about" section. like, you think you're so tough, but you're probably some 26 year old, overweight nerd who lives with his mother. get over yourself.
43 it's obviously a joke idiot
I don't like your list. politically correct. & from My iPod, the (damn French keyboard changing the to thé) quotes don't show up; it just says quote. Lolz. ;-) I just had 2 say it. I never really figured out how 2 use these (;) I'm not a grammar Nazi b/c I don't know that... I just felt the need 2 make him mad. ;-)
I laughed at his info too. Best info ever :D
Haha, agreed. (:
omg I had a freaking lolgasm when I read that info too!!! what a stupid *DOUCHE* face fuckbag. omg still giggling hahaa
yes nerds rock!
anaxes, i luv u man, ure so bootiful
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#58 - Due to the fact that the post looks like it just came out of a blender I cannot determine the presence/absence of sarcasm. But I will help you with your insult. Firstly, douche is not a proper insult. "Douche" is what females use to clean their vaginas. So whenever someone is so stupid and uninspired (Come on, even the tone of the word makes it sound pathetic, like calling someone a pile of poo) to call someone a "Douche", they're pretty much actually complimenting the person. Douche Face doesn't even make any sense anyway, unless you're implying my face is not solid and in fact is comprised of gases and liquids. Fuckbag, while making no sense at least sounds like an insult rather than the screaming of a 2 year old.
96 you go person! (I didn't know what to call you so I just said person)
someones butthurt. and btw, ur wrong, douche actually means shower in French. bitch.
Freaken genius!!
Get rid of the fish. It's probably the Spookyfish (South Park).
ahhhhahahahahahahahah you silly troll! bahahahahahahahahahah
Is it a Betta by any chance?
Isn't that a fishkeepers dream? I'd be happy if I got a cat and it was scared of my fish..
Sounds fishy. Your cat is a pussy.
I love you.
I love you.
bhahahaha!
lol you rock
You win. Freeze the Internet is yours. wouldn't the cat get used to it eventually?
oh my fricking god what a win
Punny!
NO! I was totally going to make the "Your cat is a pussy" joke. Damn you!
roglmaool
Why didn't you use a butt plug for your cat? One of my latest entrepreneurial quests has led me to a large share of stock in Plug Your ******* Ass, a great new company who is on the frontier of cutting-edge butt plugs for felines. If you have any questions, feel free to ask. They're all the rage now!
how is this an FML moment..? it's just a ******* fish!! flush the stupid thing!
seriously?!? it's just a fish..so don't HOW DARE YOU!! to me..it won't even remember what happened 3 seconds after it gets flushed.
Fish are friends..
not food!
anaxes, shut the **** up. NOW EVERYONE GO AND READ ANAXES ABOUT THINGY SO U CAN ALL LAUGH UR ASSES OFF!!!!!
^ Your profile description is funnier.
Umm...hate to burst your bubble, but they will. They have a memory span of months.
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Sounds fishy. Your cat is a pussy.
You could give the fish to the cat and you could solve 2 problems.