By scratchpost - 28/10/2010 12:07 - United States

Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML
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steelersfan32 0

ydi for having boobs hard enough for a cat to sharpen them on.

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hotair10 9

yeah, that pretty much sucks

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WishResign 0

YDI for petting it under the blanket grossing your roomate out. now your cat's getting you back for embarrassing it like that.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Scratch your pussy.

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carlog 0

Maybe your pussy just needed some attention.

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Haterman123 0

the pussy wanted to have some boob time :p

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pinkpillowz 0

31- wrong fml! but they were both about cats...

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zyzter 0

read it again 80, I think they meant to put it here

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untoward 0

tough titty said the kitty but the milk was still good!

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nathan5 0

i believe he was sharpening your breast with his claws...not sharpening his claws on your breast

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TheBestManEver 0

So much for foreplay...

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mintcar 9

Ouch. That really blows.

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lovethatpanda 0

Shin Chan is amazing.

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mintcar 9

Ouch. That really blows.

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lovely_asian 0

bad pussy cat! lol that must have hurt a lot though :/ sorry op

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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Careful with those!

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DarkHelmet 10

Not the *******!!!! Bad Kitty BAD!!!!!!

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ksummerville91_fml 0

he was just giving her a check up, it is October...

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UsmcDevilDogs 0

to whoosh wats ur rank I'm cpt. sniper also recon u

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yuhimjesus 0

calling bs on 84. A captain would be able to spell.

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