By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 00:21 - United States

Today, I woke up to the face of Billy, the puppet from Saw, staring down at me. I was so scared, I wet myself instantly. It was my cousin in a mask, who is staying over for Thanksgiving weekend. FML
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sourgirl101 28

I always thought his name was "Jigsaw". Learned something new.

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Epitome1337 0

wow, you little baby, go crawl in a corner and cry.

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neversayYES 0

wow. this isTOTALLY AN FML WOW IT REALLY IS. LOVIN IT!

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DudeImBetter 0

^^ I don't think you transferred the 5 dollars to my fml account yet.

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asmah 0

lol whts scary is the jason costume my sister wore nd scared me while I ws cleaning the dishes...now I have many pieces of Brocken glass in my foot thnx sis great joke

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unidentified_sta 5

Instantly wet yourself? So... like your bladder or your sphincter exploded?

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xFalzz 0

60, your comment makes my eyes bleed.

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rallets 22

did he want to play a game?

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redpump 0

Agreed #77. I don't mind the shortening of words, but broken being spelt as brocken is just unacceptable *shakes head*.

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tman0697 0

hey u would of done the same thing so shut up

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Lifeisntfair13 0

This is funny I would hbe been scared to op and done the samething

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robc32ca 4

you would have done the same thing because you're a cute little puppy with a bow on your head...yes you are! whose a cute little puppy.. you are...you are!!!

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Lolerskatez 0

#102 ******* lol, this FML is making the favourites cause of your comment, keep it up xD

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Judus_beej 0

be thankful your still in diapers. happy thanksgiving!

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ulicki 0

Make sure you get the chain saw and scare the shit outta him. That'll teach him.

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aliaskis 3

The chainsaw guys in those haunted mazes always scared me so much. Logically, I knew they couldn't really hurt me. Still, I ran screaming every time.

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Thecarpaltunnelo 0

Ha. That's funny. I'm sorry, OP.

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jakeisawake 3

For real. Imagine being asked that question while hanging upside down above sulphuric acid. If you told him no, and you just wanted to go home, he is more than likely to be all, "**** you too then." And just drown your ass in the acid.

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fadingaway 17

He never said ''Want to play a game?'', he said ''I want to play a game''.

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s0trang 0

I woulda beat the shit outta him

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btnhdude 0

if that happened I would laughed cuz someone would be getting their ass kicked by a girl who just wet herself

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btnhdude 0

have* I Just grammar nazi'd myself oh the irony

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btnhdude 0

ah dammit I didn't even write anything wrong In there but my punctuation, I only forgot to write "have" in there uuurghhh

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btnhdude 0

why thank you, I'm so changed by your comment it's so very important of what you think of my triple posting - love, btnhdude AAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Draminicaus 0

OP is male, dude. ^

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mike3775 35

I have been startled when waking up, but never enough to make me piss myself though. Sounds like you have a playful cousin, so concoct a scheme to get him back

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