By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 14:47 - Canada

Today, I built a snowman. When I'd finished, I went inside to get a scarf and carrot for the nose. As I came back outside, a snowplough ran it over, and the driver waved at me. FML
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molly_runner 0

for all you guys that dont understand this, its a SIDEWALK plow .

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r6_fml 4

You should have built it around a fire hydrant. That would've slowed the bastard down.

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talun 10

Wave back at him, but close 4 fingers of your choosing.

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blonderabbit 0

lol! thats what i was thinking! maybe it was on a sidewalk or driveway?

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KaintukeeBob 13

Today, I learned not to build snowmen in the road. Apparently, life isn't really like Calvin & Hobbes. FML

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Marvin_Android 0

Sounds heartwrenching. Yet again, another FML that contains a situation which is but an illustration of what existence really is. You exist but for a brief time, and it's suddenly over. In the meantime, what is there to show for it? Nothing. The existence was pointless, on top of being short. I'm not bringing you down, am I? You're probably already very depressed from mourning for your lost snowman. In the future, remember your story. It will save you the time and effort of another futile grab at companionship and happiness. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

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ThatGirlIsMe93 0

^It sounds like you're talking about life..

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dannodavis 0

Let me rephrase what I said. What I meant was, it sounds funny, but that all depends on the age of the OP.

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thtsuxs 0

WTF is 45 ranting on about...he's in a mid life crisis

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DocBastard 38

Douglas Adams. He was an author. He wrote books. Go read them.

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Penguinman909 7

^Doc is telling the truth. Now go learn about the magical number 42!

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falluke17 0

45, your comments are a waste of space on my screen as I'm trying to read other comments.

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

74-then don't read them. you can actually scroll down. smartass.

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BadasS14 0

u can tell they love their job!

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ellamegan 0

R.I.P. mr.snowman ;(

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cloudy01 0

He's in a better place

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Flammin8 0

haha and is it really that hard to rebuild a snowman?

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Tikwichka 5

This may come as a shock, so brace yourself ... Some English-speaking countries actually use different spellings for words! Now, that's not to difficult a concept to grasp, is it?

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DocBastard 38

NO! I never realised, er, realized, um...recognised...dammit, I never thought about it that way.

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FMLYAY 0

he ploughed that til he destroyed it

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RidinTrollz 0

lol yay. but also, I remember when I used to build snowmen in the middle of the road... then I evolved into a Raichu so i could afford a yard.

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amathus4321 0

Why would you build a snowman where the snowplow could get to it? Maybe next time you should build it in your yard,

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unidentified_sta 5

Yeah... My thoughts exactly. I doubt Mr. Snow Plow drove over a lawn or into a backyard.

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kikibisweet 0

Maybe there so much snow he forgot where the road was! In that case it should have been built closer to the house.

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talun 10

Wave back at him, but close 4 fingers of your choosing.

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therealsuperman 0

blame karma. damn your past life!

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mintcar 9

Oh no! My snowman is now gone, whatever shall I do?

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r6_fml 4

You should have built it around a fire hydrant. That would've slowed the bastard down.

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TADspace 30

It be fun to see the fire department hook up a hose to the snowman.

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TheDrifter 23

It's all about which direction Frosty is facing when they hook up the hose.

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