By Username - 13/12/2010 18:10 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk saying "shut the f*ck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML
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Fortuitous 0

That thief stole the shit from the mother in Belgium, too! Everything is linked, kids.

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Freeze_fml 16

More people need to receive notes like these.

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Fortuitous 0

That thief stole the shit from the mother in Belgium, too! Everything is linked, kids.

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

it was probably Santa from the other FML. you've probably been bad and santas broke.

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soiheardyoufaile 4

Santa only leaves crumbs in his leave I'm afraid, this is simon cowell all over :p

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SynchronicityII 0

Depending on how bad your singing is, the advice may have been worth it.

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pamelax3 6

At least the thief was honest about your singing! :D

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Autoshot 9

Yea.. atleast you were insulted during the robbery...

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Freeze_fml 16

More people need to receive notes like these.

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Doortje 29

Yeah, like almost every candidate on these stupid so called "talent"shows.

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DakotaCat 4

After robbing you, Simon Cowell dressed up as Santa Claus & and went to rob the next house..

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zp5 4

you- *singing a song* thief- *trying to get the hell out of there*

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nocanhaz 4

*Me- sitting at home reading about how op sings badly, and how a thief told them about it.

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