By verasam01 - 25/02/2011 00:37 - United States

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
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dudeitsdanny 9

Play it cool: Be witty and calm about it. "Yeah, I stalk your Facebook, i even have it bookmarked so you're only a click away. It's a guilty pleasure, more pleasure than guilty." Use it as a chance to flirt, not just let him think you're creepy. Move his tag to a different spot on the picture(breasts, crotch, heart), and ask why he chose that, to tease him. Think on yo feet, woman! =) Use it to your advantage.

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dirtyblond 4

this made me LOL:) he's AWESOMEEE,

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I_R_Genius 3

I....I.... I don't know what to say on this one. Maybe Doc or Kay can help me out, hopefully.

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redbluegreen 40

Kay is currently in a ecstasy induced coma under my bed. The Doctor should be with you shortly. Please help yourself to a magazine and a complementary coffee.

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redbluegreen 40

He said he'd be back in 'five minutes', but you know how the TARDIS can be.

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Rei_Ayanami 18

Very nice reference there, RBG. You have excellent taste.

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

I think he's a bit preoccupied with the Daleks.

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MrsBritG21 0

Sucks, but hey, shouldn't be an fb stalker...

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callofduty4life 0

facebook is for bitches anyway. quit updating ur status every 5 minutes, (nobody cares), log the hell off and go socialize IRL

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Grimmerie 31

look at your username, then rag on people for using facebook. there are plenty of people who use facebook to keep up to date on what's going on in real life. a good deal of my clients connect with me on my professional profile, and i use it as a social and work calendar.

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callofduty4life 0

whats wrong with playing call of duty all day and night?

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Grimmerie 31

turn it the hell off and go socialise irl. :D

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sweetbitchx 0

seriously? ur going to rag on millions of people for using a SOCIAL networking site when ur life consists of staring at a screen ALONE shooting people who dont exist? (btw don't get me wrong, I think COD is awesome fun, but when u start saying that a video game is ur life... u really need a new one)

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callofduty4life 0

no i will never stop playing. and obviously call of duty isnt really my whole life. i mean is it really THAT bad if i have no idea what a wife and a job is?

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rockhound 0

If you ever want to get laid, yes, it is bad.

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Itstherealjen 0

hahahahahahaha maybe your crush is having a crush on you also(^o^)/

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unfortunate_13 5

indeed, the fact that he tagged himself proves that he doesn't mind

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emodude44 0

Trollface... I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!! oh and thats adorable .3

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dirtyblond 4

this made me LOL:) he's AWESOMEEE,

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DropDead77 11

Reviewing your photos before posting would help for future reference.

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dudeitsdanny 9

Play it cool: Be witty and calm about it. "Yeah, I stalk your Facebook, i even have it bookmarked so you're only a click away. It's a guilty pleasure, more pleasure than guilty." Use it as a chance to flirt, not just let him think you're creepy. Move his tag to a different spot on the picture(breasts, crotch, heart), and ask why he chose that, to tease him. Think on yo feet, woman! =) Use it to your advantage.

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dirtyblond 4

haha yeaahh!!:) ur wise..

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twitch851 9

omg I'm not worthy to learn from the master.

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allmidnighteyes 10

She might as well just go all out and tell him it's her home page.

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callofduty4life 0

stupid social networks. log off and get a life.

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NickcarlJames 0

haha to the above comment. mate your name is about call of duty? maybe you should get a life or a mrs.

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Sielune 8

I thought I was reading Cosmopolitan for a second there.

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ijrnelson 0

yeh I'm not sure that would work for me but I'd admire the ballsiness for sure.

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evildeadfan420 0

....I'm ready to learn from the master, TEACH ME!lol

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SarahStarzz 0

#9 ur very good!

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TheOtherMakona 0

I would go for something like that. This guy is good...

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tbj42409 0

wow epic fail. made me lol though :)

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mrbattleman 10

if he tagged himself not only is he ok with it, he probably likes you too

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