By Anonymous - 12/06/2011 06:37 - United States

Today, my apartment burned to the ground. I was packed and ready to move out tomorrow. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 695
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ChickenInMyKitch 4

it doesn't want you to leave.... obviously you have done something to your apartment and now you need to call an exorcist

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greg84_fml 21

no need seeing how the apartment is now burned to the ground

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princessRiRi97 0

You better get the hell out of there.,, the final destination ghost is after you! BREAK THE CYCLE!!!

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mbishop94479 4

The gods of real estate didn't want OP to move.

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smurfsarwales 9

karma. you obviously did something bad in another life to an apartment and now it's getting u back :D

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THEgleek 0

what the hell did you do? it doesnt magically start a fire itself.

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Dmars444 4

maybe it was excelant timing?? now she doesn't have to move all her stuff and insurance will cover everything and put new furniture in her next house :)

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humorizer 14

You did it in the wrong order, fool. You're supposed to move out, THEN commit arson.

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zendaddy0 0

it diddent want to live without you ;(

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TheChowski 2

Hey, at least you're alright? You could have been in the building...

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iSitt 0

the op died just after hitting "Send" on FML

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MizzErikaHart 8

if I were op I would be wishing I was in the building when it happened. at least for a little while I would be...idk FML would be the last thing on my mind tho. I'd b trippin

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YacL 15

37- Your comment makes no sense to me FML would be the last thing on my mind, too, so I can understand that, but the whole "wanting to be inside a burning building" thing is whats confusing me.

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FNFPhilly 0

73- I think he meant that if all his shit was burned down he/she would want to die...which still is ignorant because I can understand being upset about losing stuff but notice the word it's JUST STUFF no need to want to die.

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xRMBx 3

I would have rather been in the building

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imacreeper 3

This was a sign from Jesus.

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xxsarahfxx 6

wtf. your retarded, it's not something to make fun of.

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cc_the_beast 6

Jesus was like 'hey dude, don't move out of this place, it's pretty cool ay'

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imacreeper 3

35, you're the one to talk? calling someone retarded is like a racial slur, such as n*gga, something you shouldn't be making fun of. and who said I was making fun of this FML? it could very well be a sign from Jesus. how do you know if someone would have robbed his new house that day or maybe even murder him? so yes, hush ya mouth.

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SirBedevere 0

Actually calling someone retarded is completely different from a racial slur. And how are you so sure it's a sign from Jesus? How can you even be sure that this Jesus even exists? I'm finding your comment a bit ignorant.

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smurfsarwales 9

53- science has evidence proving Jesus exists. and anyway, he never said he was sure, just that it could be. the original comment was meant to be a joke, and everyone took it wayyyy to seriously.

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MurphyS94 4

35- This is the internet. We make fun of EVERYTHING. 53- Are you kidding me? I won't bash you for this idiotic comment...this time.

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xxsarahfxx 6

61 - don't go thinking your the shit and you can do whatever you want. Your annoying .

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livin_plur 0

59- wud u like to prove this 'fact' to me, I'm actually interested this isn't sarcasm but I just find it hard to belive there is scientific proof that there's a Jesus, if there was cold solid evidence, I dont think atheists would exist right, there all about the facts n evidence.

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imacreeper 3

66, please, just stfu.

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lifeisaterriblem 6

I'm with 90. How is it a sign? I'm pretty sure he would let you move out first.

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Astroman129 7

Hmm... you better not have to pay a fee. Unless it WAS your fault in some way. Anyway, complain to your landlord if worse comes to worse.

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rexdog7 5

Thats karma. How many disabled children did you have to make fun of to result in that? But seriously, that sucks and i hope you have some kind of insurance for that stuff.

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iLazy 0

I hope you were insured. High likely no

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fthislyfe 22

that sucks, how can you laugh?

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shovels 0

The point of this app is to laugh at other people...

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lifeisaterriblem 6

Not for stuff like this. I feel terrible for this person and if that happened to me I wouldn't want someone laughing at me. (My house burned down about 2 weeks ago by the way)

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Evan2297 0

Aww lets burn YOUR house to the ground you little asswipe. Think before you type, it might actually get you an atom of respect. "Rofl"....

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thisguy22 33

I have plenty of respect, and also a set rely morbid sense of humor. "Little asswipe" Haha

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ImInABox 6

Guess you got a lesson on procrastination.

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eminemchick 19

i imagined u saying "procrastination" like spongebob said " imagination" in that episodexD i mean like I said in that episode.

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cc_the_beast 6

I thought exactly the same thing.....procrastinaaaaaaaaaaationnnnn

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Yarrachel 16

How do you know they procrastinated? Maybe they just could not move into the new place until then.

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