Miscellaneous: Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing...

By bathroomgirl - 11/08/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

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By crappingrapping - 21/05/2013 15:01 - United States

Today, I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I started rapping. I realized the room was not empty when, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joined in. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 00:26 - United States - Goodyear

Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML

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By American idol - 06/04/2011 06:19

Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML

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You deserved it 36 977

Alone

By shit - 30/05/2019 06:00

Today, I was in a public restroom trying to take a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself, "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard, "No you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML

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Heaven knows I'm miserable now

By Morrissey2.0 - 17/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML

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By not telling you my name - 07/08/2015 15:16 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML

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By anonymous - 07/05/2014 23:06 - United States

Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML

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The Voice

By Stage Fright - 05/12/2022 00:00

Today, my roommate eavesdropped on me singing. When I realized he was there, he said I was "fucking incredible" and asked me to do another song. There's just one issue: I only sing well when I'm alone. The result was predictably bad. If it was possible to literally die of embarrassment, I wouldn't be writing this. FML

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You deserved it 168

By youlovewaffles - 03/08/2019 04:00

Today, I was talking to myself in the shower, pretending I was Oprah. After I got out, my little brother asked if I was singing in the bathroom. I almost said no, but admitting to singing seemed a lot less embarrassing. FML

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Shy bowels

By Dragoness11 - 27/03/2014 14:12 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, I still have my ridiculous fear of being heard on the toilet, and I can't go if people are around. I'd just sat down on the toilet when three of my housemates started chatting immediately outside the door. I had to sit silently until they were gone. For half an hour. FML

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staychill 16

Friday 12 August 2011 1:02

yeah, don't sing in a bathroom that isn't your own.

goin4Ayog 0

Friday 12 August 2011 1:02

maybe it wasn't sarcastic?

Comments

staychill 16

Friday 12 August 2011 1:02

yeah, don't sing in a bathroom that isn't your own.

genesisnirvana 11

Friday 12 August 2011 1:13

OP should have obviously joined in.

gntfmlingnow 12

Friday 12 August 2011 1:22

That other guy owns.

Pixxio_O 11

Friday 12 August 2011 1:28

That my friend, was bonding :')

daisyloo 7

Friday 12 August 2011 1:28

What song were you singing?

themaddog 0

Friday 12 August 2011 1:30

^ that new damn Rebecca black song.

Pixxio_O 11

Friday 12 August 2011 1:32

Yup because it was her 'moment' in the toilet...

lackofhobby 2

Friday 12 August 2011 1:35

"Drop it like a pro! Drop it like pro"

iluvboobies 9

Friday 12 August 2011 2:34

Should have harmonized together, OP. And should've used farts to lay down a nice beat.

NoWaySick 0

Friday 12 August 2011 3:32

she was singin "Siitin on a toilet" reference to =3 **

bagginzy 14

Friday 12 August 2011 3:37

Yeah, I'm with 64, like what's wrong with a little bathroom acapella?

EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Friday 12 August 2011 3:52

don't tell me what to do. I can song wherever I wanna fool. XD

Elphieba 4

Friday 12 August 2011 5:31

75 RWJ rules. If that happened to me I'd be like " are you done?" then yell regardless of answer " WELL SHADDAP THEN!!!"

imthatguythatdid 0

Friday 12 August 2011 6:18

Yes i JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!!! (i jizzed inmypants, yes-i-jizzedinmypants) AHHHH-UHH-UH

schmelia 10

Friday 12 August 2011 14:21

How do you sing sarcastically?

fadingfaith 4

Friday 12 August 2011 22:04

#139 sing the song Friday. Does that answer your question?

tx_beast 5

Sunday 27 November 2011 4:05

Y'all shoulda just broken out in a duet then and there!

goin4Ayog 0

Friday 12 August 2011 1:02

maybe it wasn't sarcastic?

bosca09 4

Friday 12 August 2011 4:11

Lol

Jvr91 8

Friday 12 August 2011 8:34

Yeah maybe he just likes that song too

docscientist 9

Friday 12 August 2011 12:48

I hope it was sarcastic. That'd make this fml as sweet as op described it.

annasworld 3

Friday 12 August 2011 1:04

hey at least it wasn't awkward ;)

elmogoezRAWR 0

Friday 12 August 2011 5:08

That awkward moment where you wink at someone while talking about the lack of awkwardness.

lilpoet257 2

Friday 12 August 2011 1:05

I've had that happen before

themaddog 0

Friday 12 August 2011 1:33

Except when it happened to you, you were taking it up the pooper.

CryMoreFMLs 14

Friday 12 August 2011 5:36

I don't like your profile maddog. You started with an insult, followed by a "mother" joke (which lost it's hilarity looong ago), then followed with a compliment? Too contradictory. Also: KaySL is the female version of God on FML, except she only strikes when idiots need to be punished. I have creeped your profile, commented, and stated my opinion. Take it as you will.

MrSassypants 33

Friday 12 August 2011 5:39

98 KaySL is actually genderless.

CryMoreFMLs 14

Friday 12 August 2011 5:48

Says KaySL is a Miss... Oh well... Nobody lies on the internet...

gynoid 0

Friday 12 August 2011 7:57

BOOM!

lil_ham1644 29

Thursday 12 March 2015 3:05

I'm on here like 24/7 for like 3 years & never heard of her...

bellakaykid 6

Friday 12 August 2011 1:05

Save it for the shower. It's much safer there!

themaddog 0

Friday 12 August 2011 1:35

Unless unknowingly, another person is in the shower with you. And you drop the soap.

iianalove987 7

Friday 12 August 2011 1:39

Buddy the elf? :)

alic3g 0

Friday 12 August 2011 7:12

...or is it?

97soccerluv 4

Friday 12 August 2011 1:05

I would have kept singing. ^_^

nineoclockstart 0

Friday 12 August 2011 1:14

I know u! From opinionaided! :p

shamille 5

Friday 12 August 2011 8:03

Sing in harmony XD

HomeAl0ne 20

Friday 12 August 2011 1:06

"Doop, doop, doop, doop, another one bites the dust! And another one's gone, and another one's gone, another one bites the dust yeah...."

themaddog 0

Friday 12 August 2011 1:37

Another one bites the dust!

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Friday 12 August 2011 1:58

Hey, I'm gonna get you too! Another one bites the dust!

Simpson143 2

Friday 12 August 2011 1:59

"There are plenty of ways you can hurt a man. And bring him to the ground. You can beat him. You can cheat him. You can treat him bad, and leave him when he's down." I love that song!