By Anonymous - 12/08/2011 10:40 - Australia

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML
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skizzlerz 0

My thoughts exactly

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Iamnotmyself 17

He thought you were his client, that's code word for business down there in Australia.

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LoveShotLemon 5

So after killing three people a man comes and looks at your dick...sounds like a nice neighborhood

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Keyman1212 14

He's got his Tomahawk inbound for your sphincter. It's just a friendly display of Naval dominance, no need to piss yourself.

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AnonymousTroll 2

Why would he piss himself when he is peeing already?

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zakkyzebra 11

35, after killing two people actually. He did a Hardline of coke first.

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Andrew1122 0

Someone gets their fair share of COD time hahaha

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Vasin_fml 15

Well your in the bathroom, should of nova gassed him out. ;)

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YayFlameWarz 9

Careful where you point that Valkyrie Rocket

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iluvboobies 9

watch?v=lEaWLRYdKEw

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MagicGiraffe 12

AC130 standing by...

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McDougal2013 0

These comments are some of the funniest ones I've seen on here, props to you guys.

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freshV43 0

Use a counter spy plane duh!! N00Bs smh

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crymore007 11

35 if he had hardline then it's only 2 kills

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iPoopMusic 0

Delta India Charlie Kilo.

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KaptainKronicX 5

If he was using Ghost with a surpressed gun, he wouldn't have been spotted.

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Jayrs93 11

Maybe he'll ask if your poop deck needs seamen next

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thorscope 0

178- I bet very few people get that! haha

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iiNfAMoUs_KiiD 3

At least he didn't call in the SR-71 aka The Blackbird lol xD

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MagicGiraffe 12

164, you're just making assumptions, this man could be a hardcore gamer and enjoy the good games. Last time I check there were UAVs in MW2...

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xstaticdelta 6

should've roundhouse kicked his face into the urinal

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flockz 19

i wonder how he got a three killstreak...

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CryMoreFMLs 14

I don't want to know what happens if he gets a Blackbird...

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PrestonG95 7

Maybe he was using hardline lol

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saIty 17

He just killed Rosie O'Donnell. She's a five kill streak however. So he still has a care package.

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flockz 19

maybe when he gets the five killstreak he can unlock the napalm strike and he can piss fire.

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_Oblivion_ 12

i could only imagine wut a mortar strike would be

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hahalaughing 0

why do you call it your knob? come up with a better name....like......peter.(:

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corruptblackkat 17

yeah or just smash him in the face and call it friendly fire

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nitewlf12 10

Looks like you better watch out cause soon you'll have an enemy predator missile inbound. ;)

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JTHolloway200 0

haha I like how everyone spells really badly.

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YayFlameWarz 9

"Attack dogs at your ready" Then bite his throat...

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redsfan 4

Or get a counter spyplane. Or ghost...

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theten_fml 9

92, he'd probably like that

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

OP that's when say "Friendly Counter Spy Plane inbound" amd tell him to f off

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D37H100 5

this is about Black Ops. Not some Marvel bs.

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upwardSpiral 4

wow that's really creepy...... find another urinal?

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bthomas0319 2

Yeah that makes so much sense! Let him just pull out of that urinal give that guy another chance to look at his dick and in the process manage to piss all over the floor to go look for another urinal!

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upwardSpiral 4

.....or he could just put his dick back in, and walk to another urinal.....

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

But that would be mean :( and it's not easy to stop pissing mid stream and walk around :P

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aninalcruelty 0

42 ever try to piss on multiple things that are feet apart? If so then not stopping pissing you'll piss on your legs unless you walk backwards

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T1A2Z3 34

Or he could just use a cubical....

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revengePanda 0

ENEMY AC130!! then proceed to piss in his face

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revengePanda 0

guy in stall- "friendly care package inbound" *plop*

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Stealthed 8

Guy enters stall and notices toilet paper empty... "The enemy has destroyed your equipment"

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revengePanda 0

in a Mexican restaurant bathroom: "we got napalm coming in hot"

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slushpup9696 12

I bet he was using Hardline. After that occurrence I bet he uses Hardened.

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slushpup9696 12

I bet he was using Hardline. After that occurrence I bet he uses Hardened.

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KaanTech 0

get a life stop playing cod play bf :D

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CryMoreFMLs 14

151, 152 - Don't tell people to get a life when... a) You're on FML commenting on them. b) Telling another person their game sucks _ and they should play yours. c) You don't have a life either.

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tjracer10 0

Friendly grim reaper spinning up! (pisses all over him) Enemy down!

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Zombielanddd 7

Carpet bomb inbound- Plop plop plop plop plop plop

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KaptainKronicX 5

Spy Plane is Black Ops. AC130 is MW2... Duhh

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LolMoqz 10

He used the Ass Clapper 130!

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erobus707 0

Haha call of duty in th bathroom :D

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RedPillSucks 31

more like "call of doodie"

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cptcook 0

Better ffe his ass before he asks u " is there any more room in them jeans for me"

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jake1632 9

38 made me laugh the hardest. Doodie.. haha.

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Zero22120 12

Oops sorry looks like I accidentally peed on your shoe....

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hbcbmx 5

Shoulda counter spy planed him with a punch in the face! Or u coulda peed on him lol

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starsfan_9 7

This is why I carry a tomahawk around with me.

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

Right...."Pretended". You just keep telling yourself that.

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