By Coldsnap - 12/08/2011 17:25 - Sweden

Today, my father tricked me into eating a Tasmanian habanero, saying it was just another pepper. The burning in my mouth was unbearable, but nothing compared to when I took a shit later in the day. FML
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unluckiestperson_fml 14

With a name like "Tasmanian habanero", I'd steer clear.

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agaba 0

Well that's a shitty situation

Marcella1016 31

Better out than in.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

I know how you feel op I ate like 5 bags of hot cheetos and man my ass was on FIIIRE! :O

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ifailplzinsultme 0

well that's an overused pun

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MagicGiraffe 12

Milk is the best cure for a burning throat from a pepper

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WCARlover 34

Why do people still comment this? It's. Not. Funny.

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dani212 0

Very original #1... veeeery original. >.

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Pixxio_O 11

Your buttsticles must be on fire

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SCREAM4meeee 0

once I ate a pepper so hot it made my nose bleed :S

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ramboman19 8

19 - dude I ate flamin hot cheetos before bed and woke up at like 5:30AM and puked haha. My throat was on fire! That's all I had to eat that day though. Lol so that's why

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ariannaa_fml 17

44- same here. It happened to like 10 different kids at my school because someone decided to bring lunch from a Mexican restaurant and dared everyone to take a bite from some spicy pepper.

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LiveLaughFML 10

if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen. or in this case bathroom. :S

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kevsnev 7

If your mouth still burns, then you should eat powder donuts since it's a base.

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redbluegreen 40

You guys have got to be kidding me. Hot Cheetos are actually incredibly mild.

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enonymous 8

74 I have "milk" in my butt all the time but really who doesn't?

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

RBG, I can barely handle spicy foods but i still love them :D Still, hot Cheetos are to me one of the hottest foods I've eaten, and I've had raw habeneros and stuff before :P be nice ;)

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SoccerRebel594 0

I'm just wondering how his toilet felt after this event...poor thing is scarred for life.

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TheRealHouse 7

One time I snorted peppers to clear up my sinuses.. It didn't go so well

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_Oblivion_ 12

i found using a little to much tabasco on a sub or sutn works, works real good at cleaning sinuses

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abdinoor 0

well I'm guessing at the end of the day, he had a pretty hott ass ;-)

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andy_l 14

Go to sushi restaurant, eat "green ice cream", profit.

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xXshadowrollerXx 6

Pansies, all of you. I willingly add peppers to everything I eat, even if the unbearable shit later on almost kills me. But, c'mon, almost dying from hot Cheetos, wth?

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norskchic 9

it may go in smooth, but it comes out feisty.

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ramboman19 8

Why do I get all the thumbs down?

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Jammy01jams 2

Believe me OP I know what you mean FYL. Tai chili pepper. It burned going in which I was use to. Burned coming out. Not expected. And holy he'll did it burn, it was like ******** over top of a camp fire. I was late for school too. Never doing that again. I was sobbing taking a dump.

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ibitehard 9

I remember that my cousins would have a bunch of contests seeing who could eat the most hot peppers without water. That was 5 years ago, I still don't know exactly why they did it.

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DarkScythe951 4

Me and my friend both ate a complete ghost pepper... It was like swallowing a tiny sun...

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annasworld 3

guess you just couldn't take the heat ;)

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flockz 19

Dont depress the pun makers of FML. You're gonna make their dreams go up in flames.

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Zafrina15 13

41, if you don't find it funny then don't comment? Like the saying goes, if you've nothing good to say, don't say anything at all.

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SoccerRebel594 0

I'm pretty sure this would be incredibly lose shit, if not liquidly, and the only tough part would be putting out the fire :P

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DrewsFML 8

The thing is a good pun is *clever*, which these puns are not. Take the old joke: Patient: "Doctor, I got a strawberry stuck up my butt!" Doctor: "No problem, I have a cream for that." While you may find the joke corny, it is very clever to use the two meanings of cream in that way. Compare that to saying a person who had the "*****" was in a "shitty" situation. That is in no universe considered clever or funny.

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Youdrongo 0

In my experience, my shit isn't very tough after eating extremely spicy food. Pun: Failed.

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elvmem2 6

My cousin did something like that when we were little...she's never wa

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gomie 0

You should have shit in the freezer !!

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ohSNAPyall 26

114 the more you know.... Seriously, thanks for sharing. Good explanation.

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cmyk 19

Hahaha! Im sorry op, but this made me laugh loud rl!

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otb113 7

"Ouch" is no way to describe the culo burner OP had to endure.... I'm pretty sure countless "**** **** **** **** ****"s were used in the process.

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thefriendlyc 0

Meh try a ghost pepper those things aren't even legal to sell habaneros don't Ben compare

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gbreck 0

Looks like the op *takes off sunglasses*... Couldn't take that heat... YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

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kickboxer1 0

that's not something you share with the world.

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instnt1nfction 17

Keep that to yourself, don't share your comments to the world

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Lucie_love 4

Neither is your mom but that didn't stop her.

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oneleggedbeauty 0

Ahh hah. Looks like another slutty misguided girl looking for attention anyway she can get it(: grow up. It's FML they can be much more disgusting

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nerdness 2

well you shoulda took the pepers and shoved it in his eyes. fyl!

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Zombielanddd 7

I remember my first habanero, and I think you will too lol

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unluckiestperson_fml 14

With a name like "Tasmanian habanero", I'd steer clear.

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eagles15 3

With a nickname like "butt hole annihilator" I wouldn't eat it...

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SoccerRebel594 0

You think it just annihilated his butthole? Uh huh, that's a full digestive system nuke. He's going to need life support and full internal reconstructive surgery.

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leblancG 0

Well hes alive so he probably doesn't need that.

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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

Ive had one, their not that hot..

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unluckiestperson_fml 14

I agree with 128, I think spicy things aren't that spicy and my mum, eating the same thing, will be like dying in a corner.

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mikem10 0

Always Burns worse the second time around

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Miny_fml 0

soo u just eat a random pepper? ydi

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instnt1nfction 17

So a girl grunting on the toilet with plopping sounds is hot?

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iluvboobies 9

You are just trying to get me all hot and bothered, aren't you? You tease!

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RedPillSucks 31

Ok, the "bothered" part has been accomplished... Only one more to go.

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