Miscellaneous: Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked...

By Michelle - 15/08/2011 08:15 - United States

Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 17:33 - United States - Far Rockaway

Today, I was bitched out at 2 a.m. by my parents, for trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML

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By Lopez85 - 22/05/2024 22:00 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I got up at 2 AM to grab a snack. I quietly crept down the stairs, only to find my dad, mom, and a couple of their friends having a secret poker game. Now they think I have a sleepwalking problem. FML

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By BrokeAndHungry - 24/07/2016 17:05 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I was so ashamed of being broke that instead of asking my parents for money, I snuck into their house while they were at work to steal some of their food. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML

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By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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Lost

By daenerys stromboli - 28/12/2013 18:11 - Ireland - Navan

Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML

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Method acting

By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By musicislife1337 - 08/01/2012 07:24 - Canada

Today, I received numerous text messages from my parents asking where I was and how worried they are. I was in my room, they didn't even notice me walk in. FML

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By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML

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Zelion 0

Monday 15 August 2011 16:00

Fish are friends, not food.

ConnorBrown36 5

Monday 15 August 2011 16:01

I don't see what's so embarrassing about getting food early in the morning...

Comments

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Monday 15 August 2011 15:59

Woowwwww its ok been there done that

xoconnie 8

Monday 15 August 2011 16:01

lol fail.

gurpreet 5

Monday 15 August 2011 16:03

Who dosent get hungry at night, i know i do

amit93 4

Monday 15 August 2011 16:04

Nice

CowOven 7

Monday 15 August 2011 16:07

Well, can't sleep with an empty stomach. :l

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Monday 15 August 2011 16:08

True that, 15

enonymous 8

Monday 15 August 2011 16:15

Talking to the drive thru person counts as being social in my book... Now get me a taco supreme

nadyy14 8

Monday 15 August 2011 16:15

I love eating food at night! Mmm mmm good :)

EvilPotato 14

Monday 15 August 2011 16:23

food are friends too.

SemperFi_23 6

Monday 15 August 2011 16:26

Have the munchies maybe?

LiveLaughFML 10

Monday 15 August 2011 16:46

do you go dirty dancing with goldfish crackers at night? xD

DrIDGAF 7

Monday 15 August 2011 17:30

"I'm sorry mom, but I've been diagnosed with fat syndrome"

green_eggs_and_h 0

Monday 15 August 2011 18:44

I have a social and I still eat food at 2am. I'm I teenager with a bottomless black hole for a stomach, that's all. I'm not fat either. Not yet anyways. XD

proxxX069069 7

Monday 15 August 2011 19:10

the munchies c:

wintamint101 7

Monday 15 August 2011 20:56

you could've said you were going to the bathroom...

Neorecon19 18

Tuesday 16 August 2011 2:18

Eating at night; part of the reason I'm overweight.

decidedlyvague 11

Tuesday 16 August 2011 7:09

system of a down isn't emo, it's alternative rock. Eminem is also amazing, but there other styles besides rap that are also interesting. Be a lover not a hater madi. Lover not a hater.