Money, Roommate and Thief: Give it back

Give it back

By upset room mate - 18/08/2011 06:59 - United States

Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML

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You deserved it 4 305

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2020 10:57 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML

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You deserved it 167

By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

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You deserved it 2 752

Finally

By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 00:37 - Canada

Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML

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You deserved it 4 160

By uvagirl - 05/07/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 284

You deserved it 3 848

Gross!

By cantstopfeelingit - 16/12/2019 05:00

Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML

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You deserved it 2 490

By arrrrggggghhhh - 04/03/2009 23:38 - United States

Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML

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You deserved it 5 187

By WHOO HOO AIDS - 01/06/2013 18:52 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML

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You deserved it 3 731

By disgusted - 16/03/2012 09:02 - United States

Today, I found out that my old roommate used to clean her goldfish bowl with my toothbrush. We lived together for six months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 178

You deserved it 2 137

By thatsucks - 28/02/2016 20:49 - United States - Seattle

Today, I learned that my housemate used a dry vacuum to unclog the toilet before moving out and then didn't change the vacuum bag. He left several weeks ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 892

You deserved it 1 567

By flying solo - 28/01/2009 22:35 - United States

Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML

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You deserved it 2 236

macsterfun 3

Thursday 18 August 2011 11:58

I'm still sad that you guys kicked me out...

aFatFuck 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 11:57

So either tell him to stop using your shit or find another roommate.

Comments

IadamkI 3

Thursday 18 August 2011 11:53

So?

aFatFuck 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 11:57

So either tell him to stop using your shit or find another roommate.

allstarfave 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 12:02

For real, he sounds like a pig

juliushater 12

Thursday 18 August 2011 12:14

Be happy he has his own Toothbrush

fabian21 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 12:14

Sounds like OP doesn't have the best of luck when it involves roommates...

btnhdude 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 12:25

Congrats! you are the first to comment on two posts in a row!

yamatelle 19

Thursday 18 August 2011 12:32

Borrow his girlfriend and don't return it.

nadyy14 8

Thursday 18 August 2011 13:17

Borrow his stuff

Twisted_Reality 5

Thursday 18 August 2011 13:38

You don't know what you got til it's gone.

TrollFeeder 10

Thursday 18 August 2011 13:47

Catch really big moths and release them into his room.

dre_bro11 12

Thursday 18 August 2011 14:19

40, is that so OP can clean his room up later?

HowAreYouToday 34

Thursday 18 August 2011 21:04

Salami :D

iluvboobies 9

Friday 19 August 2011 1:14

At least he doesn't spludge on your bedsheets!

iluvboobies 9

Friday 19 August 2011 1:16

At least he doesn't spludge on your bedsheets!

tandem123 6

Friday 19 August 2011 6:30

I would say to hide the stuff that doesn't require refrigeration, and Only take it out when You need it. Lock the liquor in a box in the fridge. Problem solved until he gets a hammer.

Ldesu 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 11:57

That awkward moment when you find out you're sharing the same towel for the same uses...

imustbeinsane 2

Thursday 18 August 2011 12:10

Whatever the roomate dries last is all over whatever op dries first

aligiorav 11

Thursday 18 August 2011 12:17

Double post, sorry

macsterfun 3

Thursday 18 August 2011 11:58

I'm still sad that you guys kicked me out...

jtackle 2

Thursday 18 August 2011 17:20

lol

livlafluv100 2

Thursday 18 August 2011 17:37

Dont be sad, looks like the other roommate isnt up to par either.....

macsterfun 3

Friday 19 August 2011 0:21

At least he's cleaner.

daniel1_1 13

Friday 19 August 2011 6:58

It doesn't count we he doesn't have shit to make a mess with...

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Thursday 18 August 2011 11:58

You get what you get and you don't throw a fit.

sara_saturday 5

Thursday 18 August 2011 12:30

while i love this saying, it doesn't really apply here. "when in Rome…" is as applicable

Lozza111 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 11:58

Put nair in the shampoo, they might think twice about "borrowing" your things after that.

Liklik_penguin 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 12:20

Good plan

sxe_beast 11

Thursday 18 August 2011 14:22

AMAZING PLAN!!!!!!!!!!

levibarks 5

Thursday 18 August 2011 18:57

Don't forget and use it

lorraineald 7

Tuesday 27 November 2012 2:00

And put roofees in the liquor! And icy-hot on the towel! And use a rougher brand of toilet paper. That'll show 'em!

DjeePee 24

Thursday 18 August 2011 11:59

Make him buy new stuff for all of you. or yeah, find another roommate. (I'm always happy I still live with my parents when reading all these roommate-related FML's)