By Bill - 18/08/2011 23:44 - United States

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Today, I discovered that my new college roommate not only makes casual conversation about his bowel movements, he also names them. FML
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luvppl 6

Hey, it's a conversation starter. :)

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whiteboy7thst 2

That's big brown, oh and say hi to little Timmy, he mainly consists of taco meat hot dog

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YourEvilHero 12

I name mine shit and crap

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YacL 15

So either this means that this is the guy who figured out he was the only one among his friends who names his bowel movements, or that said guy is not alone. I can't remember how the FML went exactly, but I remember one relative to this one.

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eminemchick 19

does he wave goodbye and tear up as he flushes too? thats what i do);

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LiveLaughFML 10

excuse me OP, but do you have a problem with little dicky?

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freakinglaugher 10

So.. when did this become something not normal?

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TheBitchOfChuckN 7

" Hey, did you see Kenny? He sooooo totally bested Paul. Btw, wanna come meet Shawn?"

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Jacobt24 19

I bet one of them is named Eric Crapton.

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drawmesunshine 17

Lol, I knew a kid in college that we all called Big Brown.. I will never think of him the same... :/

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EvilCupcake8361 9

wasn't there another FML that was talking about how the OP named their bowel movements...maybe it's the same person 0.o

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CianaBanana 2

... well that's a crappy roommate. (annnnd let the puns begin)

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dre_bro11 12

I give mine names starting with 'hurricane'...

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luvppl 6

Hey, it's a conversation starter. :)

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annasworld 3

sounds like the beginning of a beautiful friendship :)

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

I'd like you to meet my friend, Browny Crapton

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Lanceeden 12

Hello Browny Crapton. My name is Arthturd Chunkybits.

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peasonearth 8

I call fake. there has been at least 3 fml's about naming 'bowel movements'. just my opinion.

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ifailplzinsultme 0

C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!

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leearm104 4

I hate people who always have to respond with some lame-ass, unfunny meme.

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Surprisingly enough, I haven't seen a "shitty situation" joke yet.

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omgthatsosuppera 4

Shame on them for naming them haha

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mikentrigger 4

I know right, once you name them you're just gonna get attached.

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josebeto1 6

'Special' people are not even close to being as weird as OP's roommate

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PopRocks14 0

Maybe 4 is special

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Jdeluxh 12

Wait... So it isn't normal to do that?

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SittingInTheSky 6

Maybe you should get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!! you shitty little cockhead!

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umithinkyess 0

Lucky u!! This is gonna be a fun year:)

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CryMoreFMLs 14

I like your new pic Indi. Im just that creepy, oh yes I am.

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IndiRae 9

Oh thanks, pal. I finally got my septum pierced, woo! And I'm not gunna lie, your picture, pretty ******* fantastic.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Thats rather sweet of you to say.... I been think o' postin a pic of my real me but I dunno...

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lovepebbles 1

oh my god my little sister would do that >.

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itsallgoodintheh 0

Really no one cares about your little sister you 12 year old

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Magic1 9

Yeah, I kind of agree with you. It is more on the OP's roommate than the OP himself

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donniehudson 0

And you have a problem with that? Jk Jk :p

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