By skichick54 - 24/08/2011 05:28 - United States

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML
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AsianCookie247 14

What the F... ?

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nonelikeworms 0

I'm sorry to say but that is pretty funny. Douchy but funny.

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fuhkinsupah 0

who can afford to throw watermelons? eggs are much cheaper ammo

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Go medieval on there ass! Get some big ass rocks and catapult there house!! Mwahahaha

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

I give +30 points for creativity, strength, and most importantly, balls. Still, that sucks, OP.

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dre_bro11 12

I like the way OP wrote 'not egged, watermeloned' as if we would have gotten confused between the two terms.

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SteveTheJanitor 6

Aren't watermelons hard to throw because they're a but heavy? Wonder how far away the person threw the watermelon from...

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deaper 16

Yeah they are just a LITTLE BIT (not "bUt") heavy!

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

How did they even manage that? Watermelons are heavy, and unless they were somehow above your house, it seems like it would be more trouble than it's worth. Sucks anyway. +1 for the hooligans for being season-appropriate. In the fall, they'll pumpkin your house.

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NTimmy 2

Imagine how hard the guy must of throw to get the watermelon to smash open :0

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SemperFi_23 6

81- Let me guess, in winter they will ham OP's house?

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krazy_glu3 0

The only way this could get funnier is if OP was black. ....just saying. You know it'd be funny.

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PhillyEagles 0

In Soviet Russia people throw house at your watermelon. Be thankful you don't live in soviet russia.

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NastyNinja31 0

Y would u waste a watermelon like that

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StopDropNRoll 11

What if you own a watermelon farm and you have more than enough for yourself? I mean if I owned a chicken farm y not go have some fun sometimes =P.

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Joshoa123 16

And a hell of a throwing arm.

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funnyshitt 0

And you know they werent black cuz they wouldent have wasted it

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dtbomb 3

Well I guess eggs are just to good for you.

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TheMadScientist 13

At least it is sweet.

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gunmania0 12

Amazingly FML screwed up another comment. Mine.

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Jdimp 1

hahahaha I giggled at this

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ALQ_fml 13

Holy crap, that's terrible! FYL, OP; watermelons can do damage. Hopefully they didn't destroy too much. Make sure to clean that stuff up before the sun bakes it; rancid watermelon smells pretty awful.

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tmmundy 17

or before the ants take over.

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xXshadowrollerXx 6

I just pictured that, and it almost brought me to tears.. A swarm of ants just consuming OP's entire house. Damn.

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ALQ_fml 13

Whelp, FML moved my reply; this was a comment to something else. Carry on. >

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itsalanis 25

man, just imagine the damage. makes you wish it were egged than watermeloned.

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