By CooBerry3851 - 28/08/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML
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jallred254 4

Hopefully you didn't get sucked into one of his rolls.

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iceliebedich 7

I love getting bear hugs from hairy fat dude...NOT I like bear hugs from my bf more:)

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Kyzahhh 7

Give the man a break atleast he had underwear on when he kindly greeted you

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genesisnirvana 11

Sounds like he likes you.would you prefer a 300+ pounds man hate you? Embrace the hug OP. Embrace it.

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Keyman1212 14

Bet he was sweaty and sticky as well... Yum.

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Wtf91101 3

Lucky u if that's the worst thing that ever happens to u. Least he didn't grab ur ass and squeeze!

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shannonreneee 11

Maybe he had so much hair that he doesn't need any clothes besides underwear?

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MrSassypants 33

52 hopefully it gets to the point he doesn't need underwear. ;)

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jake1632 9

Let's hope not mrsassy

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feranmi101 0

So so true it's better to be hugged then eaten

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MizzErikaHart 8

Be a good friend and save her the humiliation by not telling her about the incident. I wouldn't anyways.

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faithxoxox 1

24 doesn't deserve so many thumbs down. ):

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rjonesy1992 0

Saying no offense doesn't take back an insult lol.

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duckman9 55

whats cute about a 300+ pounds guy?

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eshhayz 0

It could have been worse, he could have shoved his itchy nose into your meaty pussy and proceeded to take a 4.7 second inhale...

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FFPulley 9

Heeey Yooouuu Guuuyyyys! Chunk, friend?? *giant hug*

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Stonedmanalex 0

At least he wasn't naked wearing a cape

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Max24KB 0

wtf? lol bitch no one gives a **** about you and your bf hah

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n_epic_fail 14

what is with people hating on fat dudes?! some of them are actually quite sexy ;)

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minisquid 9

Was his name Bob, and did he have bitch-****?

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benniful 0

how do you expect 54 not to take offense? your not the sharpest crayon there bud. maybe keep it to yourself

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shali14 0

that sounds very attractive! not.

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EODTEC 5

You fail at sarcasm/being funny.

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k8izgr8_fml 0

that shirt is black not

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zachherbert 10

No!!! Three minutes late... Sorry for the repeat

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futtbuck101 1

You sound smart. Not!

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shali14 0

Wasn't trying to be funny and it's purple dumbass.

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geocayce 7

Poor humor impaired girl... If it isn't an attempt at sarcasm, are you implying you are attracted to unhealthy and overly obese men?

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Gruv3r14 1

What phrase of "bear" do you mean?

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btnhdude 0

the guy sounds like a friendly teddy bear, I know right.

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TheBeastiest 6

The gravitational pull probably pulled op closer to him and he just embraced him to play it off.

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NAU_future 7

37 idk if you are stupid and accidentally clever, or very clever but I see what you did there.

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DoubleDose 0

that's to be expected when you deal with fat people. they could maul you with their sweaty bear hug attacks

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jallred254 4

Hopefully you didn't get sucked into one of his rolls.

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flockz 19

i think i got turned on a little bit...

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CryMoreFMLs 14

No fair, my rolls havent developed that much :( I can only put food and small dogs in them.

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hailphire130 0

57-Don't worry. I shall train you. *proceeds with a peaches and cream eating montage* 50 points to whoever knows what show I'm referencing.

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hotair10 9

69 - That would be Ed Edd and Eddy

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ThatOneCanadian 0

exactly, op should complain. that stuff turns people on sometimes.

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iAintEvenMad 0

Warm and sweaty sensation?

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PopRocks14 0

Your picture... + the comment..

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