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Sounds like fun

By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 20:49 - United States

Today, I got a letter of complaint from my landlord. It said my loud, obnoxious trampling is disturbing my downstairs neighbor, and I have to stop. I'm small and hardly weigh anything, but it seems that if I want to keep my lease, I'll have to master the art of levitating. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 15:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML

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Mrs Heckles?

By loud sweeper - 07/10/2019 06:00

Today, my batshit crazy downstairs neighbor threatened me with "legal action" for making too much noise. According to her, it’s "illegal" for people in upstairs apartments to use vacuum cleaners, therefore I must sweep my carpets to avoid disturbing her and her imaginary guests. FML

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By fineillpissthebedthen - 07/02/2013 22:56 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML

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Elephants upstairs

By Anonymous - 23/05/2023 10:00

Today, yet again, my upstairs neighbor can’t stop stomping. It’s troubling. There are random noises and thuds at 3 a.m. I've emailed the leasing office several times to no avail. I even told the leasing office that I didn't care if my neighbor has insomnia, I really don’t, I just have to be up at work by 6:00 a.m. every day. FML

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Relaxing chimes

By Anonymous - 07/12/2021 02:01 - United States

Today, my new neighbor just put up really loud wind chimes. I just got a ton of letters under my door, stating if I don't take them down, they're going to file a noise complaint with the building management. She owns her condo, I don't. FML

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By soon to have a fist shaped hole in my ass - 23/01/2016 07:49 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, my neighbors in the apartment above me yet again had a loud fight, well past midnight while I was trying to sleep. I stood on my bed and pounded on the ceiling to shut them up. And now I'll have to explain the two fist-shaped holes in the ceiling to my landlord. FML

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Everybody needs good neighbours

By Anonymous - 11/07/2020 17:02

Today, I live on the second floor and my neighbor from below banged on my door, telling me I sounded like a giant elephant and needed to learn to be quiet. I was eating ice cream in bed. I also live alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 13:57 - Norway

Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2013 05:06 - United States - Caldwell

Today, I realized how nice it was that, after moving into my ground-floor apartment, I no longer have to worry about being too loud walking on the floor at night. Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbors do not have any qualms about shouting or stomping their feet loudly at night, either. FML

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Asshats everywhere

By 404 justice not found - 21/04/2016 19:15 - United States - Whitehall

Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML

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every1luvsboners 11

Saturday 19 November 2011 2:09

I'd buy a pogo stick and jump nonstop until I went through the floor and landed on the arseholes head.

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Saturday 19 November 2011 2:29

Sounds like oP could use lightweight and ninja pro

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istishia 12

Saturday 19 November 2011 2:05

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

M0rt 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 2:10

+5 internetz

Freeze_fml 16

Saturday 19 November 2011 2:18

Hopefully not BBW small.

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Saturday 19 November 2011 2:29

Sounds like oP could use lightweight and ninja pro

Laners561769 9

Saturday 19 November 2011 2:35

I hate scitzophrenic neighbors too, OP.

bmoss 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 4:46

Haha nice reference

HideouslyHuman 10

Saturday 19 November 2011 5:59

The stereotypes are booming! Don't use them!

StoryOfTheYear 14

Saturday 19 November 2011 8:49

There's no such this as American small anymore, only medium, large, or as many X's as you can type in the box provided.

94yhy 8

Saturday 19 November 2011 10:02

Maybe it's the heels OP is wearing to compensate for her being small.

godlike1 5

Saturday 19 November 2011 13:13

There are American smalls... I can name two girls I know (9th grade) 5'10 and weighs less then 100 there is also a 4'9 that weighs 70-80

Sebastian_NG 17

Saturday 19 November 2011 13:14

Are you by any chance a 12 year old that play violin?

Renesaga 8

Saturday 19 November 2011 13:17

I'm 6'4" and I weigh 140, so I'm extremely small, and I'm American.

fymother 13

Saturday 19 November 2011 14:12

You can definitely be "small" and make a lot of noise. I grew up in a condominium so I learned how to walk quietly, but most folks walk heel-first instead of on the balls of their feet. Then it doesn't take much for quick little footsteps to echo through the structural parts of the house.

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Saturday 19 November 2011 15:31

I'm 5'8" and weigh 120 but then again I'm 16 :P

zombicidal 11

Saturday 19 November 2011 15:43

I think OP should get those one clothe woven like hammock floors above the regular floor like they have at bonkers

fallingstarsxox 8

Saturday 19 November 2011 15:45

Lol I saw that FML as well

InanimateObject 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 21:22

OBVIOUSLY DOES GET THE REFERENCE..

StoryOfTheYear 14

Saturday 19 November 2011 21:41

Lol @ all of the people who are posting their height and weight. It's a joke.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 19 November 2011 22:45

83 - You can still walk quietly even if you walk heel first.

tjv3 10

Sunday 20 November 2011 1:28

You should post a picture and show us how small you are

LeStab 4

Sunday 20 November 2011 1:28

And you are still alive?! I'm 6'2" and 180.. If I lost 40lbs I'd be a stick

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 20 November 2011 2:13

71 - Excuse me! I have a friend who disappears when she turns sideways! Then again, she is a ginger, they have a tendency to be anomalies... :) (note: gingers are awesome and shall take over the world)

farhil 14

Sunday 20 November 2011 5:15

Gingers have no souls.

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 20 November 2011 19:22

I'm huge... Oh, we're talking about weight, my bad...

flamerocker 9

Monday 21 November 2011 0:10

Op should call Criss Angel

leadrunner751 3

Monday 21 November 2011 0:14

only queers insult the country they live in

primadonna9396 16

Tuesday 22 November 2011 19:04

It's definitely possible. one of my housemates is a 5'0" Asian girl, 90 lbs at most, and she sounds like an elephant going up the stairs. Her (slightly larger) sister doesn't though, so it must be the way she walks.