Ready, steady…

By dan - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Reserved

Today, we had a sprint race in gym class that I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML
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sierra142 19

Ha ha ha ha. I can just picture it.

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leadman1989 15

It's only cheating if you get caught... wait.

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ShakeMeDown 12

The entire time OP was running "We are the Champions" was playing in his head.

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nolarboot 10

"Now come back to [the finish line] so we can show you how much you won. Come back."

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madelinebriana 11

What was your cue that the race had even started?

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armyboy5989 2

Your not trying if your not cheating

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evilteddybear 0

Uuummm.... I was just warming up;)

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GrooveTurtle 0

But they were looking at the clock, doesn't matter still won. But I cried the whole time, doesn't matter still won.

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sierra142 19

Ha ha ha ha. I can just picture it.

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cyns0_oaSailor 0

16, your bf has a bad taste in video games

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iChel413 6

You have to admit that it is funny!

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jon120ukfan 2

I'm going to hell now for laughing at this

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natnatkat 8

Let me guess. The people who said this comment are also "chubby".

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ladiesman219 4

i pictured it too!! i laughed a little hehe

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RavagedSoul 0

Funny yet mentally scaring at the same time

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caity878 0

Haha yeah him running and being like hell yeah and then turning around being like...oh shit

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yeezheng 6

It's alright . Everyone makes this kinda mistake once in a while. Just ytd I facepalm into a glass door at a crowded mall. Don't sweat it! Everyone have their embarrassing moment now and then :)

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Blueglasscup 18

I did that once too. The impact made me ricochet off the door and onto the floor.

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False_Stupidity 41

Wouldn't that be called a facedoor rather than facepalm?

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Babyseal420 7

You were just so fast you won before the others even started.

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HomeAl0ne 20

Cheer up OP, I bet it was a handicap race. Wait, that doesn't make it any better, does it.

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RawrNom 0

just pretend you were practicing, then when you go home, just say - Hey, mom... I crossed the finish line first! and when she asks - so you won?!, just be like - well I crossed the line first.. what do you think? lol... Op, I've done something similar don't worry ><

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Chad_the_Brony 0

Please don't EVER do a situtuation comment ever again. They are NOT funny and ******* annoying.

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

Rage quit racing again now that you've won. Now that your a winner i suggest you go off and grab a hot girl of your choosing and have her feed you grapes.....or weightloss pills. Which ever you prefer.

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MagicallyFat 12

It's very messed up. Who kicks puppies?? It's more of a punting motion… LACES UP!

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MagicallyFat 12

Hahah I'm joking people I love animals I have the best cat in the world

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WillTay 8

57: Location: Hogwarts, USA? You're an idiot.

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leadman1989 15

You went SO fast you slowed down time. It's the ONLY logical explanation.

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zachherbert 10

Or, he started before everyone else..... Ah, who the **** am I kidding? That makes no sense at all.

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robertlovespi 3

Darn and just when your chubby cheeks thought you were gonna get all the ladies.

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