By waterbottlehit - 02/12/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML
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EvilPotato 14

Oh my god, it's a sign if the Apocalypse, run for your lives!

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rexgar2000 10

why water bottles? :/ but it is funny and random.

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silvercamaro 22

I don't think alot of the FMLs posted are made by people look at this persons name and then look at peoples names in alot of other fmls

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jwade11 12

Well that wasn't a long enough ahead warning!

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EvilPotato 14

Oh my god, it's a sign if the Apocalypse, run for your lives!

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Fruit_Dealer 9

Fantomas strikes again. No? Eh.. People don't watch classics anymore.

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Buttsexpirate 9

He was from the future! Wooweewoo!

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saIty 17

I always wanted to run into a crowded store and ask what year it was, and after getting my answer I would shout "IT WORKED!!" and scurry out of the store.

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flockz 19

i had an idea to buy a parrot and only teach it the phrase "Somebody help me! They turned me into a parrot!" then as one of your friends hear, laugh creepily.

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

19- Thanks for the idea. I just added that to my list of things to do for the day.

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swaggythechair 7

I wonder if this was a Doctor Who reference.

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YourEvilHero 12

I would have stopped the car, got out, and gone on an all out hunt until I found out who did it.

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EvilPotato 14

8 oh you know, theeee car, *smiles strangely*.

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Sl1mShad3y 10

I think you posted on the wrong FML thread... Or maybe your just retarded...

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adrayy 4

How much do you wanna bet OP lives in a dorm? College kids are always amusing like this.

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Meme1988 18

Come on with the spelling!! Who cares?????! It started to be really annoying!!!

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Meme1988 18

Oh, you guys find it so Cool to correct someone on the internet! Wow, that must be feeling so freakin great! Get a life!

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reaganomics 6

Phones/computers have autocorrect.....j/s

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Miss_Bethica 11

at least it was an open window and they didnt have to break it to throw the water bottle xD

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EvilCupcake8361 9

When something hard hit him

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