Unwelcome

By kaipodable - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 759
You deserved it 4 658
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Top comments

HahaHokayThen 10

Sorry to hear your boyfriend prefers his pussy over yours.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

You made it too obvious, bro. That kind of behavior will drive the ladies away. Remember, don't say the obvious, use smooth talk.

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HahaHokayThen 10

Sorry to hear your boyfriend prefers his pussy over yours.

314 6
THE_A_TEEN 27

You made it too obvious, bro. That kind of behavior will drive the ladies away. Remember, don't say the obvious, use smooth talk.

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youcunthole 0

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Better yet, apply fish paste to ***** when his mom is over and watch kitty play with her new toy and show it to company :p

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rulezdunmatter 12

Well at least he doesn't need consent to do that pussy.

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chell1894 13

Lol my cats doesn't like visitors either :D

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PeypeyTheBeeotch 1

Tell him him and his cat can have a good life together!!:}

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Banana_Pancakes6 0

Everyone prefers a nice, well groomed pussy.

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gojira666 7

Men who own cats need their man card revoked immediately.

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jrgr 6

the cat wants him all to itself

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bobbycorwen 5

Itself?! The kitty has no gender!

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ceilingfans 1

No, it had a gender, just not one of the regular ones.

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MaaaanWTF 1

Transgender? Transgendered ******* are ******* too!

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raydaly 5

am I the only 1 funking oops bf is into ********** ?

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Sinamoi 18

60- I feel like you where drunk when you typed this.

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ShyAnn29 14

60- "am I the only 1 thinking OPs bf is into **********?" Yes, I think you are, because that's just nasty!

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GSP101 0

On the bright side, the cat could be sensing something bad and just warning you.

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kateheartswaffle 0

I suppose you read tea leaves as well?

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Hulabaloola 0

Maybe the cat is just confused. He smells a second woman on the bf's clothes and he can't relate it to her.

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Branflakes78 13

I agree maybe she might dump him or hurt him and the cat can see it happened

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NotDave 0

...what the ****? Cats aren't psychics. They can't "sense the future".

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bramberkhout 10

You deserved it, stop dating a weird guy that clearly doesn't enjoy your company enough.

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SmeXikoE 3

There could only be one pussy! Unless you're into having multiple.

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clcbjj31 0

Little late to cue them. However, that was a good time for the horrible unoriginal ones.

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DKjazz 20

As of 2-23-13, a ctrl+f search yields 40 results for the word "pussy".

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iDaniel525 8

He's pussy whipped....on his cat.

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