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By Major3 - 11/03/2013 02:16 - United States

Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML
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miz_kamakazi 11

YDI. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. Hope she leaves your ass.

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AkshaySauce 5

There is a special place in hell for people like you. I'm ashamed to be of the same species as pigs like you.

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miz_kamakazi 11

YDI. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. Hope she leaves your ass.

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shanemaximo 7

This is not a **** your life situation. It's a **** you situation.

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fromthesuck 8

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eb0ny 15

Today, my asshole of a husband became a father. Not to my baby. FML

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A100893 30

OP, you suck. Don't expect pity from FML.

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Sidel 11

Well, 21, he must have slept with this woman about nine months ago. Then he and his wife were most likely still together. Op is just a cheating asshole.

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evilscorpi 29

ok there are some women who actually try to work with a situtation like this if you told her from the beginning. but the fact that op hid this from his wife made it ten times worst....YDI either way

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DjeePee 24

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kiki122012 5

Ok, I can't imagine how this is an FYL. YDI for being a douche bag and cheating on your wife.

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Idonebeenhad 17

Can't you ******* control your horn-dog hormones and think about what the **** you're doing before you **** up other people's lives? "oh I'm attracted to her, let's sleep together", You got married for a reason, asshole. You don't deserve a wife

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AkshaySauce 5

There is a special place in hell for people like you. I'm ashamed to be of the same species as pigs like you.

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iamyummylicious 14

Somewhere between Grammar Nazis (4th circle of hell) and the pedos (inner most circle of hell). Probably 7th or 8th circle of hell.

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unluckiestperson_fml 14

I believe the final circle of hell is reserved for traitors and those who commit treachery, if I was your wife I would call you a traitor. So good luck, OP!

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alfred07 18

I believe they've had renovations done.

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ladyLALAA 28

Cheaters never prosper. OP, I hope the courts give your wife all your money when she divorces your ass!

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MustangGirl72 9

YDI for being a cheating douche.

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bungee_fml 9

Your poor wife, if you don't want to be with someone, man up and tell them that, don't **** about with other people on the side.

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senseisuncommon 7

Freaking stupid. How can you not diserve this? You cheat and then hope to get sympathy on here. YDI

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NoKittyMyPotPie 3

I hope your wife leaves you. Disgusting pig!

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matildatilda 0

Omg hahaha ssssh it's like dont tell the wife (/bride!!)

ambamm135 7

It's like learn to construct a proper sentence.

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Jakespeed207 4

Well, man, gotta say: you're an idiot -L_- then again, is there a reason why you were ******* with another chick behind your wife's back, or is this just another "no-reason-just-wanna-get-laid-more" excuse? YDDI

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peachesncreem 21

There is NEVER a good enough reason to cheat on your spouse. If you start losing intrest in your significant other and develop feelings for someone else, the mature thing to do is to be honest about it. End the relationship if it's not working for you anymore.

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