By Anonymous - 15/03/2012 20:08 - Canada

Today, a telemarketer called me and asked if they could speak to my "mommy or daddy". I am 25 years old. FML
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abeye111 8

Tell him they are busy in their bedroom

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Meowingtons500 18

Next time, use your best Consuela voice. Thats what I always do. Is your mommy there? No, no, I have no money.

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TXjuggalo972 6

Do you still live with them? Because that's not to good if you are. If not you must have a squeaky voice :p

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abeye111 8

he never said he lived with his parents...

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lissalove17 8

12- that's exactly why he asked and gave both scenarios.

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rhysfucker 24

Thpeech impedimenth you futhers (think lithp)

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zachherbert 10

Say "D-d-daddy is in the front yard, covered in Vaseline acting like a slug. Mom is yelling at midgets, asking where the rest of em are.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Listen: Economy no bueno so living with parents es bueno.

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mrpipp 0

Hahaha op didn't list gender cuz its probably a dude and knows he's gonna mean comments.

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Bekll 31

I'm almost 25 and currently living with my parents again. It's common among graduates these days as apartment/house prices are so high. It's hard to live on your own with today's economy as it is.

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Incogneterpeter 1

1 living with you parents for a while is alot more common now adams I know people that are 30 something and still with his parents

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abeye111 8

Tell him they are busy in their bedroom

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thisiscat 14

Don't worry, I heard Theodore died of a brain aneurism.. the chipmunks are hiring!

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blackbelt25 12

One of my friends just says "sorry my dads in prison".

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bmwguy01 8

57 I heard he died from alcohol poisoning but either way Op should take the gig!

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CL3V3RGURL 9

Aww. I am sorry. I hope you get a deeper voice soon. :)

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Meowingtons500 18

Next time, use your best Consuela voice. Thats what I always do. Is your mommy there? No, no, I have no money.

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zachherbert 10

Let's play 'Are you smarter than a Spanish Maid!?'

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Meowingtons500 18

Typical. I refuse to finance the lemon pledge.

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detroitsucks247 3

Meeester commentors no bueno no bueno just just com comit a sucicide

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TacoTheDank 27

Lmao I should try that

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itsame0987 18

Try not to sound like Minnie Mouse when you answer the phone and that won't happen..

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GoW_Chick 14

Wait what? Minnie mouse doesn't sound like a young child, if you ask me though she is kind of a bitch. Yeah I said it come at me Disney. Over voice- Gow_chick was never heard from again, and animated creatures danced and sung on her grave, the end

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DirtyMike911 0

Use a voice scrambler? They are especially useful for scaring the shit out of people.

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77777771 12

You still haven't hit puberty? It's now or never.

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PANDALEGIT 8

Justin bieber in the future no offense

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yuzuhere 21

I read 14's comment in autotune. Bieber's taking over my life, phrase by phrase.

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Meowingtons500 18

23- thank you! I also did, but was to embarrassed to admit it. Silly Bieber.

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yahoowizard 16

Maybe it's a girl =0. But yeah, i say it's good since you can just tell them they're not home

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micahsmommy 13

Tell them you don't know if they'll want to speak with them but you'll call your parents at their house and find out.

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Meowingtons500 18

Shriek "I'm a ******* orphan! Have some damn respect!!!" Then start hysterically crying.

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Yerg 0

I spit my coke outta my mouth when i read this and started laughing so hard i cried. Now i have to clean up cola. Lol mini FML.

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horneyhic 15

Tell them daddy's at the bar like every night and mommys wrestling the nieghbour in the bedroom

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