By fuck the fucking cops - 16/03/2012 18:41 - Belgium

Today, I was on the bus, when the inspector asked to see my ticket. I couldn't find it, and ended up being kicked off the bus while a few of the other passengers jeered at me. I found my ticket on the long walk home, buried in my pocket. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 900
You deserved it 4 803

Same thing different taste

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jillianmathers12 13

That really sucks! At least you got some exercise!

that really sucks! Guess you should be more careful with your ticket next time.

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jillianmathers12 13

That really sucks! At least you got some exercise!

gloopyone 4

Hey, maybe they went home and ate a bunch of junk food to feel better, for all we know.

that really sucks! Guess you should be more careful with your ticket next time.

cheesiestcake 1

I like ur profile pic on here luv da hunger games series!

But as it turns out, your ticket was a sentient being who loved you unconditionally. It didn't want to leave you. Make it suffer by burning it. (Dr. Evil laugh)

I would've said it with a pinkie at my right end/corner of my lip; after that, I would have asked for a 1 million billion kazillion dollars(or what ever Austin Powers' brother(Mini Me's less mini father))

dominic1221 6

Your name's "**** the ******* cops"? Really? "**** the ******* bunnies" would make more sense, you dumb tard.

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dominic1221 6

Woo, okay keyboard warrior. Don't bitch when someone uses a biphobic username on an FML about something unrelated then, because it's just a name.

Yeah there was some guy who's OP name eas "**** tha police" or something and it was totally unrelated.

horse flys are smart. don't hurt the horse fly's feelings, now. he may not have an account, but he reads the comments.

14- 5 does have a point though. Bunnies do **** quite a bit.

Gondile 4

No use complaining about it now.

Darn it. I can't think of anything witty to post. Well here's my 2¢ anyway.. "Don't get ticket-ed off!" :D

Danm that sounded awful. I'm sorry internet for trying to be funny.

Just be glad he didn't fine you for supposedly riding without paying.

perdix 29

When you're digging in your pocket for your ticket, keep your tongue in your mouth and don't roll your eyes. ****** noises are also unwelcome.

flashback.miss 28

How.. deep are your pockets? But in all seriously, that must've pissed you off, but at least it's in the past now.