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I'm proud of you, you found the last egg! Must have been some good chocolate if they said that.
Taking the last of anything is means for war. Especially when it's chocolate.
I love the name OP!!
OP, you should've held up the egg, and Snickered in their face. All this just because you took a chocolate egg? You should eat it in front of them and watch them Twixt in pain. If you don't want to eat it now, you Cadbury it in the ground to make sure they don't find it.
YOU DID WHAT?
Mom-"Hey sweetie, did you take the last chocolate egg?" OP-"Yea, why?" Mom-"Oh nothing, it's just that the last chocolate egg was for me so you stole it which will lead you to steal more things from me like money where we would have to kick you out of the house into the streets which would lead you to stealing from people and stores making you a criminal which would lead you to buy drugs to cope with your failure in life. But it's no biggie."
well, that is very punny, but anybunny can make one like that.
75 - But my dear child, that would be copying this FML so I don't think he can.
Exxagerative much? :P my family does that all the time.. :|
Jesus would have never approved of Easter. Giving is just not in the spirit of being a Jew
OP, my parents have acted like that don't worry. Once I corrected my mom when we were watching the movie, "Scream" when she thought the murderer was a good guy. She then screamed at me and told me that I'd probably turn out like that murderer if I don't listen to what she says. Yup.
This post doesn't sound like there could be any context not disclosed in the post. /sarcasm off
No freaking shit
Today, all I needed was just one last delicious chocolate egg. My daughter ate it. FML
Eggs made of chocolate. What else would we be calling them?
Loll. Guys.
Loll. You.
this comment reminds me of the mr. bean "if you know what i mean" memes
44 - Comments like yours are the reason my teeth are slowly grinding down to nubs.
Shit, and for the longest time I wondered why people gave me such dirty looks when I said I'm completely addicted to popping starbursts.
Ummm why are you talking like yoda?
Which in turn made a sentence in the form that yoda uses.
How was i copying?? I thought I was missing something. He made a joke. I asked a question. Simple as thought. Sorry...
YEAH! I'm first! I don't care if people hate, they're a bunch of losers, but I'M SOOOO GREAT!!!!
Nice try.
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anywayWonderful pun. But that's been used before by just about everybunny.
CORNY JOKE ALERT
Did you say corny joke? Sorry I'm not sure if I can "ear" you correctly
Boooooooooo
Are you sure it was chocolate and that it the last "Golden Egg"? >_> parents may know things you don't =O!
... the hell.
Jillian? My name is Lillian. I knew a Gillian once, but don't you find our "-illian" names few and far between?
87. You're ******
I bought so much half priced Easter chocolate today I am embarrassed. But, it's half price!!
Maybe they thought you stole it. Stealing can lead to it.
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Chocolate eggs? Is that what you kids call them now?
I'm proud of you, you found the last egg! Must have been some good chocolate if they said that.