Miscellaneous: Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if... - FML

By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 04:03 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

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By Anna - 06/01/2012 11:25 - United States

Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML

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By pantsareathing - 13/06/2015 17:10 - Canada - Elliot Lake

Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML

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By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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By poisongrl - 06/09/2011 22:53 - Macedonia

Today, it's my birthday. My dad came to pick me up, but after I had put my backpack in the back seat and closed the car door, he drove off without me. It started to rain, and I was without my phone or wallet. FML

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By car trouble - 14/10/2016 08:12 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML

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By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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Drunk level: 2000

By morningbirdie - 20/09/2020 14:01

Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML

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Helicopter parents

By that girl. - 06/06/2012 05:26 - United States

Today, instead of having my friends come pick me up, my dad drove me over to visit them. He insisted on walking me up to the door, hugging me goodbye, and making sure my friends were appropriate enough to hang out with. I'm in college. FML

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By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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By Selina - 22/06/2013 22:59 - United States - Trenton

Today, my dad invited our very cute neighbor inside to introduce him to me. I was wearing pajamas and hadn't showered in two days due to being extremely sick. FML

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Top comments

deviable 9

Monday 16 April 2012 11:56

Nude taxi service!

Pentium_4 27

Monday 16 April 2012 12:07

hopefully he wasn't picking you up from school

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diego2k5 6

Monday 16 April 2012 11:54

Was he at least wearing a choufer hat?

EmreArslan 11

Monday 16 April 2012 11:56

He was just proud of his junk and wanted to show the world how hung he is xD

FMLshark 12

Monday 16 April 2012 12:07

FMLs like this leave too many questions to be answered.

iBanana 17

Monday 16 April 2012 14:23

So does life ?

blackheart24 10

Monday 16 April 2012 15:24

Aww daddy was doin the classic No-Pants Dance. Close your eyes OP. Its not safe anymore.

obviousboy 8

Monday 16 April 2012 18:38

4 comments and no one mentioned you spell it chauffeur?

make_me_smile 4

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:53

Exactly my thought!

deviable 9

Monday 16 April 2012 11:56

Nude taxi service!

eliza1000 9

Monday 16 April 2012 13:37

Yeah call 555-NUDE for taxi service lol

ProfessionalTrol_fml 14

Monday 16 April 2012 23:44

I'm trying that ^

eliza1000 9

Wednesday 18 April 2012 3:31

Don't forget 1-800 first lol

Wolfipoo 31

Tuesday 7 July 2015 18:39

UBER's cousin NUDER? Nah but jokes aside FYL OP, hope no one noticed.

derkster 6

Monday 16 April 2012 12:04

Nudism is the new cool thing ;p

SkoomaKi 27

Monday 16 April 2012 12:36

I hope not. The sight of sweating obese people in the sun does not sound cool....

ssnowywinter 0

Monday 16 April 2012 14:35

But the sight of sweating non-obese people does?

SkoomaKi 27

Monday 16 April 2012 14:43

You just said the exact opposite of what I said....

supermattyboy 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:13

duh

metalwolf 17

Monday 16 April 2012 12:04

You guys shouldn't be mean. OPs father is a really nice person, he even gave someone the cloths off his back.

Eisha 8

Monday 16 April 2012 12:05

Parents can be so unpredictable

nofearjenshere 12

Monday 16 April 2012 13:29

I wish my parents were that cool... Wait

yoyoforpeace 14

Tuesday 17 April 2012 6:37

Yeah but that's an odd punishment.

Pentium_4 27

Monday 16 April 2012 12:07

hopefully he wasn't picking you up from school

coolstorybro6969 6

Monday 16 April 2012 12:08

Lol did he just forget or was he trolling

campingbellnub 13

Monday 16 April 2012 15:48

Forget his clothes? Really?

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 16 April 2012 15:54

Alzheimer?

HaleyXx_fml 11

Monday 16 April 2012 18:10

He was probably drunk...

live4tomorrow 7

Tuesday 17 April 2012 5:50

Ftw. dx LAWL.

demonkonga 5

Monday 16 April 2012 12:09

AWKWARD WAY TO GET PICK UP

CryMoreFMLs 14

Monday 16 April 2012 14:28

Is all caps really neccessary?

LuxAeterna_fml 0

Monday 16 April 2012 14:47

Necessary? Is it necessary to drink my own urine?

LuxAeterna_fml 0

Monday 16 April 2012 14:48

No. But I do anyway, cause it's sterile and I like the taste.

IDontKnow10101 14

Monday 16 April 2012 15:35

uhhhh wtf?

CryMoreFMLs 14

Monday 16 April 2012 15:55

I apologize if I misspelled necessary/neccessary. But yes, it is quite necessary/neccessary to drink your own urine if you are about to die of thirst. The more you know :)

ladyLALAA 28

Monday 16 April 2012 15:55

Bear Grylls has a FML profile?

olpally 32

Monday 16 April 2012 18:09

Comments 36 and 37 are a reference to the movie "dodgeball: a true underdog story" with Vince Vaughn, rip torn and Ben stiller!! Hilarious! Lmao :D

palahniukpaul 6

Monday 16 April 2012 12:10

Be a nudist is in style didn't ya know?

victoriakarsynn 0

Monday 16 April 2012 12:14

I'm so sorry..

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