By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 04:03 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 836
You deserved it 1 974

Same thing different taste

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Was he at least wearing a choufer hat?

He was just proud of his junk and wanted to show the world how hung he is xD

FMLshark 12

FMLs like this leave too many questions to be answered.

blackheart24 10

Aww daddy was doin the classic No-Pants Dance. Close your eyes OP. Its not safe anymore.

obviousboy 8

4 comments and no one mentioned you spell it chauffeur?

I hope not. The sight of sweating obese people in the sun does not sound cool....

ssnowywinter 0

But the sight of sweating non-obese people does?

You just said the exact opposite of what I said....

You guys shouldn't be mean. OPs father is a really nice person, he even gave someone the cloths off his back.

nofearjenshere 12

I wish my parents were that cool... Wait

hopefully he wasn't picking you up from school

demonkonga 5

Necessary? Is it necessary to drink my own urine?

No. But I do anyway, cause it's sterile and I like the taste.

I apologize if I misspelled necessary/neccessary. But yes, it is quite necessary/neccessary to drink your own urine if you are about to die of thirst. The more you know :)

olpally 32

Comments 36 and 37 are a reference to the movie "dodgeball: a true underdog story" with Vince Vaughn, rip torn and Ben stiller!! Hilarious! Lmao :D

palahniukpaul 6

Be a nudist is in style didn't ya know?

victoriakarsynn 0