By yuuupyup - 18/04/2012 00:55 - United States - Somerset

Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML
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Nutty4Muffs 3

He didn't even lock the door on his way out? What an asshole.

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tomtato 10

Did you leave the cookies out, maybe it was santa?

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Nutty4Muffs 3

He didn't even lock the door on his way out? What an asshole.

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NuTrees 9

Op houseguest just wanted to make sure no one else got in

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gamercanadian 11

I don't think you can lock the door without the key bro. Just saying.

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aaahhhfire21 0

Hey atleast u dont have to break into ur own house and u can claim insurance

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nadnerbz 6

Damn burglars, always being so disrespectful

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ashleyswaggx3 0

OMG i hopee everything thing is alritee.????

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MitChell127 5

1-OP never said he didn't lock his door.

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kelissa_fml 16

-.- it said he didn't need the key. I'm guessing that means yes, the burgler left his house unlocked on the way out 75.

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SupaJ0E_fml 0

Yeah you can #5, you just lock it then shut it. That simple "bro"

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tyler8775 4

Move out of the ghetto bro!

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K_kanaka 26

It had to be in New Jersey.

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kittenvks 11

Yes because people only get their houses broken into in the ghetto

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berichsoon 11

Theres nothing to steal in the ghetto, but the stolen goods are sold there

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Pentium_4 27

i don't live in the ghetto and some motherfuckers broke into my truck to steal cologne and a pile of penny's. desperate times i guess...

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hellbilly205 17

2, and 5 you're both stupid if you think that break in's just happen in certain spots, it happens everywhere...

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tyler8775 4

It was a joke dude. Chill.

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SkoomaKi 27

Well at least you got into your house, maybe buy a fierce dog to protect from burglars?

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SkoomaKi 27

I just woke up, it's six in the morning, I'm sorry for my bad comment.....

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vocaloidtiger 12

#23 / #3 - Replying to your own comment. Fry : Can't tell if 'Like A Boss' or 'Forever Alone

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ladyLALAA 28

I think 3 made a good point about getting a guard dog, it couldn't hurt. Sounds like you need some added security, spending the money on alarms etc would be a good idea.

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rubberduckie94 13

My dog, bless his heart, should have been named courage. He would run and hide if somebody broke in my house.

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sanddollar88 0

I unliked you half because of your profile pic

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jpoblak 3

The least you can do is be optimistic, right?

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AugustBurnsToast 14

That seems to be what they've done already lol :)

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thejewishfuhrer 17

Every dark cloud has a silver lining! Who needs silly old keys anyway?

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NoisyNykkii 10

Did you remember to knock first?

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yahoowizard 16

It's etiquette 101 when it comes to people who break into your house

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NoisyNykkii 10

People don't understand sarcasm these days *sigh*.

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tomtato 10

Did you leave the cookies out, maybe it was santa?

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annihil8or 15

No, but it could been the easter bunny goin after the cadbury eggs

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hellbilly205 17

Gee you think he did'nt do that already...

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llamafish 25

Somebody call 911 Shawty fire burning on the dance floor - whoa!

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skoob1 12

"oh my god! My house just got broken into- quick! Lemme put this on fml!

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KM96 24

That is so horrible - sorry for you OP.

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TrentF13 12

Quick question... Did you ever find your key?

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