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Must have not had insurance, hopefully he did something good with the money like repairing his car.
Or invested the money in classes that teach how to pickpocket better.
31 obviously he pickpocketed well if he got away with it
35: Why not perfect it?
We don't know that he got away with it.
47- You've earned your monicle.
Considering op said one of them pickpocketed me, without knowing which one, he did indeed get away with it.
Wait wait wait wait... Are you expecting a name on FML?!?! Or what? His position in line? Would it have been more relevant to say that it was the third one from the right?
71 - I take the reverse implication. Since he knew he had his pocket picked (rather than simply dropping his wallet at the roadside, or whatever, which would be very easy when attending to crash-site victims I'm sure) then I think that implies the thief was caught.
Hey, it's a good idea: paramedics carry some good shit, like, morphine or other painkillers.
88- in their wallets???
Well if one of them pickpocketed him & HADNT gotten away with it, it wouldn't have been an FML
That's what you get for doing a good deed, that sucks op
Just what I was thinking. No good deed goes unpunished, eh?
Why is it always the person being good that's ******?
I'm a good person but not once did I get f*cked.. :(
#41 poor you! Someday you will get f*cked!
Murphies law. Karma just doesn't show up as often.
I enjoy being f*cked.
I don't wanna get f*cked.
Not just in FML, but in general. Stop trying to be all smart..
Or just be like me, none of the above, to avoid the situation
Ow, my back! *slides hand into wallet* ow it hurts so bad! ;) haha sorry OP!
Wow, I guess it's true. No good deed goes un punished
*unpunished*
And here is why I am losing faith in humanity. You go to help someone and you get screwed over. Is there no justice in this world?
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Why is it always the person being good that's ******?
So much for trying to help