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Hey Satanist lady, can you talk to Satan directly? I have some choice words for him.
there is some ****** up people on this planet
I may just be talking out of my ass here but there are a few kinds of satanist (just like any religion there are extremists) and one kind sees Satan as the bringer of knowledge and truth. To them god is a fearsome tyrant and Satan is leading the rebellion with "true" peace... But like I said. That is simply observation. Might be she is more pagan than satanic which is a completely different thing. A lot more caring too.
24 - And me.
Actually the pentagram is a pagan symbol that the church has tried to destroy along with the winter solstice and other pagan events by making it a Christian event or relating it to something evil/satanic. ie: the pentagram. Google the meaning for easy reference. It is actually supposed to represent something good.
But why
That is the ultimate question of life , the world and everything. Discuss it over a cup of tea ?
My mistake "life , the universe and everything!" it is 42! At least you managed to get the reference :)
"hitch hikers guide to the galaxy" actually the movie was better because of the added scenes though the story explains more of the random stuff. Ps: Never forget your towel.
Eesh that's scary. I hope you're okay and I hope the person was/gets caught.
*minding your own business* Then some crazy person runs to your winshield with a crazed look and goes ape on your shit
/PMSing woman
Girls go crazy when their pmsing.. I pushed my mom in a bush for laughing at me once. I wouldn't be suprised
Why? Did you do something to anger that guy or did you piss off some gang?
Ok WTF 1 he must be a fkin lunatic on drug 2 he might need anger management or 3 i woulda ran over his ass with the car as soon as the light turn green VROOM VROOM BITCH
screw waiting for the light to turn green, self defence! I doubt any judge would rule against you in this situation
HAHAHA VROOM VROOM BITCH. But seriously, no.
After attempting to read that, my brain almost blew up, nearly obliterated Moscow.
I think I just got a few degrees dumber by reading that.
Bitches be crazy!
^Hey Asshole. This isn't a dating site.
Your pretty and all but Shat? **** say shit
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But why
Eesh that's scary. I hope you're okay and I hope the person was/gets caught.