By Amy - 10/05/2012 19:14 - Canada - Prince George

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

Have a wank, it will feel like someone else is doing it. You may as well use this opportunity.

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tellithowitis 13

If you just moved it up a little bit then it couldn't of been that hard of a blow....

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SkoomaKi 27

I bet OP has an unusual deep voice too. It would totally keep up with the "Rocky" idea. #1 - By the way! Imperials are shit. Bretons are the best (Skyrim reference).

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starbucksguy 16

24:- I dunno...the Khajit are pretty cool! And OP should be glad she isn't one of those...the claws would hurt like a bitch!

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lopsop 12

And his right arm with a devastating 2000 psi punch- arman drajo!

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SkoomaKi 27

#54 - +10 Conjuration, +5 Alchemy, Illusion, Restoration, Alteration, Speech Dragonskin : Absorb 50% of magicka from hostile spells for 60 seconds. Magic Resistance : Breton blood grants a 25% resistance to magic. ^ This is a Breton. It's the best my friend, for all types of players. (I'm a nerd, I know!) I've just realized, if OP's arm is dead or "asleep" then how the hell did she punch herself?

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

#11 Best profile ever. It made my day :)

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

#11 Best profile ever. It made my day :)

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starbucksguy 16

59:- I'll give you that...but how can you not live playing as a cat?!?

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ollallie 0

This has happened to me twice bro I know it sucks haha

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SW500 13

I always hate doing that, glad my arms don't fall asleep that much. And @SkoomaKi, I quite prefer Nords.

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Link5794 18

Argonians, anybody?

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

I prefer Nords for Skyrim because I like to be the race whose country the game is set in. I was a Dunmer in Morrowind and an Imperial in Oblivion...original, I know.

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SkoomaKi 27

Have a wank, it will feel like someone else is doing it. You may as well use this opportunity.

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elephantom12 9

It makes no difference peppermint, both genders can **********.

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rattusrattus 18

It's theoretically possible, but you spend a lot of time poking yourself in places where it is painful to poke. So it feels like someone else who has no idea what to do is doing it.

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olpally 32

Doesn't matter, just **********...

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challan 19

The stranger!! A classic! ;)

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ALlamaOnFire 20

I fail to see how this works but have a fun time explaining the bruise:)

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forest1wolf 9

Maybe a case of dead arm I've done it before when I woke like at midnight still asleep haha hit myself in the face then fell back asleep

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22cute 17

Your arm is not a morning person. Sounds like my daughter.

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bigdog57_fml 9

I feel your pain, for I have done this so many times OP

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Killuhk 8

I feel asleep lying on my back with both arms behind my head before...I couldn't move or get up bc both my arms from my shoulders down were completely asleep. I embarrassingly had to yell to get help from my sister. So OP with that being said, I feel your pain

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Isoldael 27

Your abs and legs were asleep too?

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angelofsaturn 23

lol wait until you have to go to the bathroom and try to wipe with that hand.

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DocBastard 38

Clearly you interrupted the aliens before they had finished their mission which was, of course, to punch you in the face. Mission accomplished.

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Gothicbunnyx3 16

That's one way to wake up your arm!

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perdix 29

Your arm wasn't sleeping -- it was in ninja ambush mode. The way it struck would make Noor proud.

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Tali147 16

Maybe it WAS Noor. She was so fast, the OP thought it was their own arm. Is possible, yes?

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