Grooming
By Schaf_12 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Austria - Vienna
By Schaf_12 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Austria - Vienna
Well she looks like a pancake killer:
Appearances don't matter. It's the inside that counts!
I tell this to all my victims right before I cut them open.
Better than looking like a pedophile... Or wait.
^ you work in a beauty salon, and "victim" is the term you makeover artists use. Yeah that's definitely it.
What a kind way to end their lives! Comfort them than finish them!
And "cut them open" is making a comparison to what surgeons do, since both the work that you and they do is very difficult.
It could always be worse
for a name like 22cute, you seem pretty bitter. Thank GOD the grammer police showed up on the internet. Make sure you move along to the other 20 million people that can not type worth a crap.
*grammar
She married you, that means she likes how you look or she just likes your personality. Whatever it is she married you for a reason
37- my bad, I noticed my mistake but it was already too late so I left it there. :S hopefully it didn't spite you ;)
At least you aren't being compared to Sasquatch.
This probably won't happen as we don't have any sasquach myths in austria...
Yes. But not all bearded people are serial killers.
C-C-Combo Breaker?
Yeah, or atleast I do
5, Yes. And they all wear glasses!
Yes, they are usually overweight with a big white shirt with food stains on it with big blue jeans with huge ass glasses and they are usually balding. And they also have a "creeper smile" But this describes an adverage pedo, I'm not sure about a cerial killer.
*serial sorry
*thinks to myself* how do you guys know what they look like?..
At least your wife can see your handsome face she fell in love with!
Maybe she was in love with the beard.
Orrrrr.. Heres a good one.. What if she likes him for more than just appearance.. Shocking huuuhh? O_o
Oh my god your face.
Does that mean she's into necrophilia? Cause if she thought that and still married you then.... But of course, she's just yanking your chain OP! Dont sweat it! But if she uses taxadermy and foreplay in the same sentence...run.
OP sounds like the Dating Site Murderer meme!
Haha listen to her!
Harsh humor my fiance says that all the time. And i simply say well it gives guys lookin at sumthing to fear. Lol
Maybe it's just me, but I think 15 løøks scared.
"Well, if I look the part, I may as well..." *distant screams*
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I tell this to all my victims right before I cut them open.
At least you aren't being compared to Sasquatch.