By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 13:11 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my parents were awake while I was still in bed on my iPod touch. I decided to play The Smurfs Village. One of its minigames involves shaking the iPod, so I was breathing heavily. Later, my parents sat me down for a little "talk". FML
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simonsaysYDI 8

Shaking an iPod makes you breath heavily? Maybe you need to do some more cardio =P

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itssosparkly 21

It would have been better if they'd walked in and seen you breathing heavily in bed while looking at Smurfs.

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simonsaysYDI 8

Shaking an iPod makes you breath heavily? Maybe you need to do some more cardio =P

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Ajwc101 24

Are you sure you weren't having a little Fun under the covers OP? Jokes aside. Your life really sucks.

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chris71sk8r 8

Maybe he was shaking it fast. A little too fast. O_O

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Ajwc101 24

Oops. I meant say Are instead of If.

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MatthewDmerrill 5

Did that blue stuff in your mouth come from a smurf? Pol

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BrokenDreamer24 15

Angry Birds has the same affect on people. It gets they're blood pumping, hearts racing; So naturally you breath heavy and shake your apple/whatever other touch screen object around like a chronic masterbater.

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unknown_user5566 26

55- Same with Fruit Ninja!

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simonsaysYDI 8

55 - I must be playing Angry Birds wrong

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Forlorn420 9

Omg fruit ninja was the shit. Good times

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peachyFML 17

It's a fun game. A little like the Sims, except with Smurfs.

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CheesecakeTaco 3

Lol, a smurf jizzed in 35's mouth. He looks happy about it though

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emilyhg 8

Ikr? How can u get tired from shaking an iPod?!?

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pandapoof42 3

lol exactly what I was going to say!!

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hoedang 3

so this "chat" was about getting more exercise right?

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itssosparkly 21

It would have been better if they'd walked in and seen you breathing heavily in bed while looking at Smurfs.

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43trauts 14

Considering that the mini-game takes place in Papa Smurfs house, it wouldnt be more fun. It would actually be kinda creepy.

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TrueTriage 16

*panting* go papa smurf go!!! (30 seconds later) YES I DID IT!!

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IQWasJustLowered 0

or he was under the blankets playing.

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PussyPredator 6

13, why would you deface Deadmau5' head like that?

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MrBrightside21 20

18 - I laughed so hard to the idea of congratulating yourself after pleasuring yourself. YES I DID IT!!!

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AKGirlinSD 20

18, Yay, some one agrees with me that the smurfs are some asexual sexy bitches *enters sarcasm*. Made my day laughing so hard!

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starwind3438 9

Of Papa Smurf doing Smurfette. Yea, I know, I killed it. I'm ready for the inevitable.

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Forlorn420 9

What the smurf? I'm going to smurfing smurf this thread. Smurf it I'm going home

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ScaughtieHolden 11

Only if what's Katy Perry? How does she fall into place here?

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gehoy 0

She voiced Smurfette in the latest movie.

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ScaughtieHolden 11

Oh disregard my last comment. I would never watch that movie, that's why I didn't know.

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dankpotatoes 2

Those smurfs just get me going(,

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william8691 10

Skater chick from florida you're awesome. Nice pic.

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dankpotatoes 2

Wow thanks!(:

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jenloveslaughs 6

When I read the 1st line I thought it was gunna go to you hearing them having sex...

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xxmexx21 0

that happens to me :(

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iamsolid 11

......Shaking an iPod should not make you breathe heavily...

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onlychildFTW 33

This sounds about right. But maybe while making the motion he got a little to happy.

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Ajwc101 24

If you sure you weren't having a little fun under the covers? Jokes aside your life sucks a lot.

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pinecone1414 6

Judging by your tongue, you were having some fun with a smurf ;)

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aileen15 15

lmfaoooo thts a good one @pinecone1414

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birdcagereligion 10

Play the game in front of them and show them what was going on!

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