By baconlady - 31/08/2012 07:06 - United States

Today, I bought some perfume that I thought smelled absolutely amazing. Later, my boyfriend walked in, sniffed, and said, "What smells like bacon?" The bottle cost $83. They won't take a refund. FML
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Skinwalker131 5

And the problem with bacon scented perfume is??

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jwbfml 11

Should've just bought bacon and saved $80.

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Skinwalker131 5

And the problem with bacon scented perfume is??

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Boygenius50 8

That's what I thought as well. Bacon-scented perfume probably smells better than regular perfume.

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nativegirl13 3

Hopefully no animals start attacking OP if she changes her mind.

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norotors 16

Well OPs boyfriend might get hungry and ask her to cook in the middle of sex. Would make another good fml.

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Darkmagic666 9

Bacon scented perfume....that sounds awesome

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mikeofthunder 13

I love the smell of bacon, but I can't imagine many women wanting to smell like it.. I wouldn't want to smell like it! That's a scent for the kitchen :P

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monikersager 0

Maybe OP doesn't like bacon? I (sadly) know who people that don't.

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enormouselephant 15

36- if that's a scent for the kitchen, wouldn't she be okay to wear it all the time?

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RedPillSucks 31

The problem, of course, is she's vegan, and she works for PETA. She's going to get the crap beat out of her by two groups, but her boyfriend will suddently become much more attracted to her. I hope she can deal with the nibbling, erm ..., niggling doubts

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illegallyblonde 3

because you post stupid comments like this...

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MDTeddy 13

How do you not know what bacon smells like? If you knew then buying bacon perfume would have been prevented. Nothing is wrong with bacon, but it might attract bugs and insects or animals like dogs and cats.

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headmaster556 4

Her boyfriend will be happy now and convinced that she never really did leave the kitchen

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worlds123dumbest 4

70... I love this sexist comment!!!!!!!!!! Made me laugh (:

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Thursday737 7

29, i think i am the only one here on FML That understands your pic and name.

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RedPillSucks 31

That's a picture of the old wankel rotory engine, right? Since they've stopped making them, I guess his profile name has come true

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Futacy 29

What guy doesn't love the smell of bacon???

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lyssgross 16

For the guys out there like you, I hope you find a girl like me, I make my boyfriend cook of he doesn't get sex.

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Boygenius50 8

148-Perdix > DocB

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mynameisali 0

In anatomy I learned that men are attracted to the smell of bacon and women are attracted to the smell of chocolate chip cookies. So I don't know if your boyfriend was implying that it smelt bad or not, but it might be in your benefit to keep it :)

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zandalee 19

Relax. It's ok. It smells like bacon. Is a win win situation!!

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icrest80 4

I would definatly pay 83 $ for bacon scened cologne. The ladies would be all over me like the axe chocolate commercials

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hama806 19

Did you think about smelling it on yourself before buying it?

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hama806 19

Edit- everyones body chemicals react differently

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soccergurrll 8

Well, what's wrong with smelling like bacon??

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gc327072 30

That's why I always say F BITCHES GET BACON!

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Khfan12 13

Exactly :) Bacon smell is best smell.

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jwbfml 11

Should've just bought bacon and saved $80.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Unless a fat bitch pushes you away and takes it all.

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Hockeyboy4280 18

42, actually it's a reference to a past FML about Wal mart, and how a large lady pushed OP out of the way to grab all the bacon because it was on sale.

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Boygenius50 8

32-I love your Bio. Enclave 5evir

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Longshott 4

Yes, I dunno where you live, but here that would only be saving about 75$. Oh well, still cheaper.

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TheLoneWandererX 2

What if she lives in the Wasteland and doesn't have $80?

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EvilPotato 14

I don't know about anyone else but if my wife / girlfriend smelled like bacon that would turn me on so much!

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afallingstar 22

Maybe op's boyfriend is vegan?

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Feared 9

Wow. Remind me not to sit on your lap next time we have bacon and eggs.

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RedPillSucks 31

The new definition of "porking the pig" Not that you're a pig... Ow!! Ow!!! I didn't mean it like that!!!

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salamq 6

so you're married and have a girlfriend? :p .. ok chill out I'm kidding!

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FlyingPie 17

You don't know if she's your wife or your girlfriend? :P

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Sandsh8rk 36

Don't panic OP, that's the best possible outcome! Boys love bacon-scented perfume.

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MyNameIsViet 15

Be careful he won't eat you as well. Us boys like the smell but the taste is even better!

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Turtle_rebellion 10

Obtuse polygons

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dav3800 7

Bacon smells, tastes and looks like utter shit. Just say "most boys" next time.

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iRoc46n2 4

Keep it, he should be happy for a long time.

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courtz94 24

If he doesn't like it do what, it's your opinion that matters not his. But sorry op, that does suck.

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Jaxx66 21

As I do agree OP (or anyone in a relationship, for that matter) does have an opinion, and it should be valued. But in a relationship, if you have a perfume/cologne that your other half dislikes, then why would you go around wearing it, if it acts as some sort of repellant? Granted, bacon is a very delicious flavor/smell. But not on a human, it's better in a pan or on a plate. (or in a house, with a mouse....?)

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RedPillSucks 31

I really like when perfume smells like bacon. I really like sex, when she's not fakin.... *runs from the barrage of rotten tomatoes*

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Guys like bacon... Hell, everybody likes bacon. I say that's a good use of $83 :P

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3yellowzebras 19

But they love the smell of it, win win

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ChrisTheCalm 9

Who told you that? Some vegetarians find meat very putrid, so why would they enjoy the smell?

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bReLiNg 18

Solution: If you want a guy who loves your bacon scent- walk through a logging camp early in the morning. The guys will follow you around drooling. Now you have a man who love your bacon scent- good luck :)

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