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And the problem with bacon scented perfume is??
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Show it anywayHopefully no animals start attacking OP if she changes her mind.
Well OPs boyfriend might get hungry and ask her to cook in the middle of sex. Would make another good fml.
I love the smell of bacon, but I can't imagine many women wanting to smell like it.. I wouldn't want to smell like it! That's a scent for the kitchen :P
70.. My thoughts exactly
because you post stupid comments like this...
Where did op get this?! I want some
People who*
How do you not know what bacon smells like? If you knew then buying bacon perfume would have been prevented. Nothing is wrong with bacon, but it might attract bugs and insects or animals like dogs and cats.
Her boyfriend will be happy now and convinced that she never really did leave the kitchen
What guy doesn't love the smell of bacon???
For the guys out there like you, I hope you find a girl like me, I make my boyfriend cook of he doesn't get sex.
126 I think you called in a cat.
Relax. It's ok. It smells like bacon. Is a win win situation!!
Words to live by.
Did you think about smelling it on yourself before buying it?
Edit- everyones body chemicals react differently
Should've just bought bacon and saved $80.
Unless a fat bitch pushes you away and takes it all.
40, that just defined unfunny...
42, actually it's a reference to a past FML about Wal mart, and how a large lady pushed OP out of the way to grab all the bacon because it was on sale.
Bath in bacon ~.~ me squigglysta
Ohhh my apologies squeaky.
Yes, I dunno where you live, but here that would only be saving about 75$. Oh well, still cheaper.
What if she lives in the Wasteland and doesn't have $80?
I don't know about anyone else but if my wife / girlfriend smelled like bacon that would turn me on so much!
Wow. Remind me not to sit on your lap next time we have bacon and eggs.
You don't know if she's your wife or your girlfriend? :P
Don't panic OP, that's the best possible outcome! Boys love bacon-scented perfume.
Be careful he won't eat you as well. Us boys like the smell but the taste is even better!
op just means original poster
Origami penis
Oddly Proper.
Overused Puns.
Bacon smells, tastes and looks like utter shit. Just say "most boys" next time.
Unless there Muslim or Jewish.
Yes.
Keep it, he should be happy for a long time.
If he doesn't like it do what, it's your opinion that matters not his. But sorry op, that does suck.
As I do agree OP (or anyone in a relationship, for that matter) does have an opinion, and it should be valued. But in a relationship, if you have a perfume/cologne that your other half dislikes, then why would you go around wearing it, if it acts as some sort of repellant? Granted, bacon is a very delicious flavor/smell. But not on a human, it's better in a pan or on a plate. (or in a house, with a mouse....?)
Guys like bacon... Hell, everybody likes bacon. I say that's a good use of $83 :P
Vegetarian's don't like bacon :(
I don't like bacon
Solution: If you want a guy who loves your bacon scent- walk through a logging camp early in the morning. The guys will follow you around drooling. Now you have a man who love your bacon scent- good luck :)
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And the problem with bacon scented perfume is??
Should've just bought bacon and saved $80.